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The 1959 Hansard trawl - featuring an early proposal for televising parliament

Tuesday, November 03, 2009
So much for my self-denying ordinance, but I need to do this to hold onto my sanity after some of the grief work has been furnishing.

In which Nye Bevan is rude about my lot:

"It must not be understood always that the success of the party opposite has been consistent with the national well-being. The party opposite has won victories before and the consequences for the nation were calamitous. It won in 1931 and its massive majority here presided over massive industrial decay in the country. The party opposite won in 1935 by a very large majority and made its peculiar contribution to the policies that led to the Second World War. [HON. MEMBERS: "No."] I had not thought it necessary to arm myself with the quotations, because I thought that the speeches of the right hon. Member for Woodford (Sir W. Churchill) were familiar to Members on both sides of the House. I could also have armed myself with the speeches of the present Prime Minister. [HON. MEMBERS: "Oh."] If hon. Members opposite are so thin-skinned in victory, how thin-skinned might they be in defeat?"


Not quite as pithy as "No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party . . . So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin.”


And:

It would not be an exaggeration to say that the way in which the party opposite uses its victory and the large Parliamentary majority that it now commands may be responsible for the future of democratic government in the Western world. There is no reason whatever why we in this House should be complacent about the situation. Democracy is not very powerfully established in Portugal or Spain, and in France it could hardly be described at present as a classic form of Parliamentary government. 

Whereas Labour always uses its majorities so wisely....  I would have been inclined to say the Iberian nations laboured under dictatorships, personally.

So - time for a five year plan, and lots of steel plants

Personally, I think that one of the problems is democratic education. One of the most remarkable differences between the climate of opinion, for example, in the Soviet Union and in Great Britain is the extent to which economic education has proceeded there as against here. Whatever its defects—and there are many—there are very few citizens in the Soviet Union who are not aware of the relationship between personal and public consumption and who do not realise, grimly and oppressively, that it is necessary, if the economic foundations of society are to be expanded, that the basic industries must first have their share of the national income before personal consumption can rise very much.

On less controversial ground:

"There is a lessening interest in our discussions. We are not reaching the country to the extent that we did. It can no longer be argued that the national newspapers are means of communication between the House of Commons and the public. The fact is that Parliamentary reporting has become a sheer travesty. Apart from a few responsible, solid newspapers with small circulations, the debates in this House are hardly reported at all, and such reports as take place are, as hon. Members on both sides know, a complete travesty of our proceedings. I am not making a special attack upon the newspapers. It may be that the demands of circulation make it impossible for them to report our proceedings at any length"

By today's standards, 1959 was the very Elysium...

And he would not approve of the scrum on College Green, judging from this:

The same can be said of the radio and even more can be said of television. Recently, and not only recently but for some years now, there has grown up what I consider a most humiliating state of affairs in which Members of the House are picked out to take part in television broadcasts at the ipse dixit of the bureaucracy at Broadcasting House. In fact, there has been nothing more humiliating than to see Members of Parliament in responsible positions selected by unrepresentative persons to have an opportunity of appearing on the radio and the television.  In my opinion, there is something essentially squalid—I use the term "squalid"—in Members of Parliament beginning increasingly to rely upon fees provided by bureaucrats in the B.B.C. [An HON. MEMBER: "And I.T.V."] Yes, and I.T.V. [An HON. MEMBER: "Speak for yourself."] It is no use speaking for myself. I rarely appear and do not want to appear too much, and for many years I did not appear. I am only saying this and hon. Members know in their private hearts that what I am saying is correct".

A man before his time, perhaps?:

At the beginning of this Parliament I am going to suggest that a serious investigation takes place into the technical possibilities of televising Parliamentary proceedings.  I know that hon. Members shake their heads, but why should they be so shy? Would it not be an excellent thing if, instead of speeches being made in comparative obscurity, and, in fact, never heard at all except by the few Members who assemble here to hear them, they were heard by their constituents? I am not saying for a moment that the electoral results might have been different. Indeed, they might have been confirmed or might have been reinforced. I do not know. All I am suggesting is that in these days when all the apparatus of mass suggestion are against democratic education, we should seriously consider re-establishing intelligent communication between the House of Commons and the electorate as a whole. That, surely, is a democratic process.  I have never looked at television very much, but I have looked at it recently and I have been impressed by it as a medium of communication. There is no doubt at all that it is a very powerful medium, but I think that the time has come when people should be able to switch over to a Parliamentary debate. After all, they are not compelled to listen to us. There ought to be a special channel that they can turn on and listen to us at any time. I am not arguing that we should have only special debates televised, but that there should be a special channel for the House of Commons itself"
Note that ITV only started to broadcast in 1955, and was not truly national until 1962.   BBC2 took to the stage in 1964.  So, Parliament TV would have been our third station, and through lack of viewing choice elsewhere, would doubtless have picked up plenty of channel hoppers from time to time.  I would think that we might have had a rather better educated electorate had Nye's plan come to fruition.    

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Something to spice up tomorrow's Question Time

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Those nice people at Paddy Power (1) have me on their political betting press release list, and this release is quite good, so I am taking it to a narrower audience:

"The appearance of BNP leader Nick Griffin on this week’s Question Time has turned the weekly political debate into one of the most talked about programmes of the year, prompting punters to speculate on who might walk out first during the highly-charged show.
Bookie Paddy Power is offering 11/10 that playwright Bonnie Greer is the first to walk off during the show with Baroness Warsi at 5/4. Justice Secretary Jack Straw is 6/1 with Griffin himself 8/1 and host David Dimbleby 50/1.
Paddy Power have also released a number of other bets on the show, offering 7/4 that BNP leader Nick Griffin is directly called a racist by the normally affable host David Dimbleby and 3/1 that any of the other panelists raise a cheer by throwing their glass of water over Griffin. However the publicity being generated for the show looks likely to give the BBC some bumper viewing figures. Paddy Power are offering just 8/15 that Question Time beats it’s record of 3.8 million viewers set in the wake of the MP expenses scandal last May, whilst it’s 2/1 to top 5 million.
One thing for certain is the show won’t be without controversy and the bookie is also betting on the number of complaints the BBC will receive, offering 6/1 for less than 1000 and 11/10 for more than 5000.



I suspect I will not be able to resist watching QT tonight tomorrow although I rarely bother these days as there is too much grandstanding, use of pointless 'civilian' panel members and generally too much heat and not enough light. 

 


(1) I use Betfair - better odds, plus there is the scope for laying as well as betting.  If Betfair want to drop some money in my account for the gratuitous plug, it would help to make up for the  money I've dropped on West Ham over the last few weeks.

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DPRK not bottom of the class for press freedom. Apparently

"Reporters Without Borders...today...issued its eighth annual world press freedom index".

Which is nice.  And at the top of the table are Denmark, Finland, Irland (sic), Norway and Sweden with scores of zero.

And how is the list compiled?

"Reporters Without Borders compiles the index every year on the basis of questionnaires that are completed by hundreds of journalists and media experts around the world".

And that is the bit that makes me suspicious, and causes me to wonder about the accusations of the liberal bias claimed for the American media in particular - "The United States has climbed 20 places in the rankings, from 40th to 20th, in just one year. Barack Obama’s election as president and the fact that he has a less hawkish approach than his predecessor have had a lot to do with this".


Erm, has anyone noticed that the annulment of the 1st amendment by Bush the Younger (/sarcasm) has been abrogated by everyone's favourite Nobel laureate, or might it be more the case that happy journos are more likely to give positive responses to questions?  The questionnaire is here.

Elsewhere, we are joint 20th with our Uncle Sam and Luxembourg at 4.00, bettering Jamaica at 4.75, but worsted by Canada at 3.70.  Bottom of the heap are Burma, Iran, Turkmenistan, the DPRK and Eritrea, all at 100+.  

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An early contender for man of the year.

Thursday, March 05, 2009
Mathias Döpfner, CEO of Axel Springer, Europe's biggest newspaper group.

And for why?

Because of this interview in Der Spiegel:


"SPIEGEL: In France, President Nicolas Sarkozy will soon subsidize newspaper subscriptions. In Germany, there is talk of government bailouts for ailing media companies.

Döpfner: I hope that this never happens. However, I cannot rule out that a few ailing publishers will come knocking on the government's door. That would be a dark day for freedom of the press in our country, as well as a true violation of a taboo.

SPIEGEL: But what if it were the only way to preserve diversity among newspapers?

Döpfner: The separation between government and the press is the basis of our democratic constitution. I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. In most of the cases to date, I consider these arbitrary subsidies to be regulatory insanity -- including the government bailout of Commerzbank. To put it in exaggerated terms, even a bankrupt media company is better than one that is funded and controlled by the government".


There's plenty of other sinew-stiffening stuff in the interview, but that's the best bit.

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Democracy, EU style

Monday, December 01, 2008
That Barroso is enagaging in what may be no more than a kite-flying exercise over UK entry into the euro is quite possible, but note this:

"I know that the majority in Britain are still opposed, but there is a period of consideration under way and the people who matter in Britain are currently thinking about it".

So that's not the electorate then.

Note also that 'our friends' at the BBC might have scrubbed up Potato Face's English, as this is how the quote appeared at AP:

"
I don't mean this will happen tomorrow, I know that the majority (of British people) are still opposed, but there is a period of consideration underway and the people which (sic) matter in Britain are currently thinking about it.

Or it could be that AP are just hopeless translators, as I find it hard to credit that anyone could think Barroso really said anything as idiotic as this: "
The British have an enormous (sic) quality, one of many, that is they are pragmatic". Perhaps they meant 'great'.

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What a bunch of Stakhanovites in the Chancery of the Duchy of Lancaster

Thursday, November 06, 2008
From Hansard:

"Robert Neill: To ask the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster pursuant to the answer to the hon. Member for Beckenham of 7 October 2008, Official Report, column 557W, on departmental television, which channels are subscribed to as part of the Sky Mixes selection.

Mr. Watson: The Sky mixes selection to which my Department subscribes provides for the full range of channels available under the Sky World package and covers the following categories which are described in detail on the company’s website; News and Events, Sport, Style and Culture, Variety, Kids, Knowledge, Music and Movies".


Which is nice for Liam Byrne and his merry men and women - Jowell, the West Bromwich Adonis and other folk too dull to mention. News I can understand, and maybe, just maybe sport although the Olympics is a reserved sport for terrestrial. Shame, I wish the underwater tiddlywinks etc could be banished from my set...

However, a bit of trawling around on the Sky website suggests that Byrne (there's a great Flann O'Brien 'Chapman and Keats' tale involving that name. Available on request), Watson, Jowell et al can put their feet up during the day and watch some of these:

Baby TV

Trouble - these jokes write themselves, don't they?

MTV Dance

Kerrang

Real Madrid TV

Diva TV

Or, lurking at the far end of the channel numbers, there are some of these - babeworld.tv, Essex babes, Friendly TV, Get Lucky TV, Psychic (no 'k') TV, Supreme Master TV and The Reality Zone.

Maybe the last but one enables the Cabinet Office to fulfill its brief of "supporting the Prime Minister and the Cabinet".

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The art of understatement, pt 387

Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Continuing with the over the top comparisons, I present Pravda's thoughts on the Bush administration:

"Only Satan would have been worse than the Bush regime...Firstly, the people of the USA have voted out the Bush regime and the odious mass-murdering thugs which controlled it and saw Washington vying with Nazi Germany for a place on the Podium of Horror. Himmler and Rumsfeld the Torturers, Goebbels and Rice the propaganda machines, Hitler and Bush the Fuhrers, masterminding concentration camps, medieval-style torture chambers, illegal invasions, acts of mass slaughter and horrific acts of cruelty as international law was consigned to the dustbin".

Maybe George did not include the writer on his Christmas card list.

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Another broadcasting scandal strangled before birth

Friday, October 31, 2008
From Ha'aretz:

"The production company Endemol, producer of the "Celebrity Big Brother" TV reality show, asked Holocaust-denier David Irving to be a contestant on the show, the London-based Jewish Chronicle reported Thursday.

Endemol, whose producers said their offer to Irving was not seriously considered, met with him for 90 minutes, but it was decided not to have him on the show".

Hmm, a 90 minute meeting and they weren't serious.

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This week's must see TV....

Thursday, October 02, 2008
Head on over to www.labibbiagiornoenotte.rai.it, for an internet feed of the centrepiece of Italian broadcaster RAI's schedule for next week - seven days of public readings of the Bible, cover to cover. Admittedly this is not on one of RAI's main channels, but rather has been relegated to 'RAI's educational satellite channel'.

Can't see it breaking any viewing records, frankly. Alas 'readings will be mainly in Italian with a few excerpts in Hebrew, Arabic and Ancient Greek'.

Further details at The Irish Times.

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What's NOT in the British press

Thursday, September 04, 2008
Those reasonably well-informed on foreign affairs will have heard of both José María Aznar, one time Spanish PM and French justice minister Rachida Dati.

Ms Dati is with child - as the Telegraph has noted it and wonders who is the daddy. A Moroccan title, L'Observateur, has pointed the finger. Aznar denies it, and 'has given instructions to his lawyers for an immediate study ahead of legal action against those who had ‘started such falsities’.

There's a joke about the reconquista to be had in there somewhere.

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A thousand years ago, or plus ça change...

Thursday, August 28, 2008
From 'Bitov's Britain' (Viking 1985):

"In a desperate attempt to disguise Britain's decline as a sporting nation, sports editors have recently given their reporters a new directive: any contest in which a British competitor features with any degree of success should be referred to as a blue-riband event.

Hence, for several days during the 1984 'Olympics', an assistant bank manager from Croydon was said to be the toast of Los Angeles after his triumph in the blue-riband event for marksmen, the small­bore rifle-shooting. The British were narrowly edged out of the gold in the blue-riband team show-jumping event and broke the national record when finishing a creditable sixth in the blue-event in the pool, the women's 400-metre backstroke. They compensated for a generally low score on the athletics track by managing to win golds in the three blue-riband events there, the decathlon, the 1,500 metres and the women's javelin, a feat that, it was claimed, made Britain the envy of the athletics world.

After a disappointing show in the synchronized swimming, it was decided that this was not a blue-riband event after all but merely a tedious waste of time".


The results of a google news search for 'Olympics blue riband' can be found here.

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News that matters....

Monday, August 04, 2008
In the '20s and '30s it was common for BBC radio announcers to declare 'there is no news tonight. We will have some piano music instead'. (BBC Review of the Year 1930).

Such, however, is not the approach of Greenlandic newspaper Sermitsiaq, and here is today's lead story: 'Church gets new digital clock'.

I am *not* making this up
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Great adverts of our time

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

When clicking through to a tale at Belgian daily Le Soir, Banca Monte Paschi Belgio caused a tree to grow out Bart de Wever's head, rather detracting from his message.

Given that Bart was accusing the newspaper in question of inciting hatred against the Flemish (like him...), one does wonder whether the ad placement was entirely accidental.

Those wishing to replicate the experiment will need to have a monitor resolution of 1280 x 768, Firefox or IE, and the patience to hit F5 a few times.

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Apology of the year

Sunday, June 22, 2008
From the South China Morning Post:

"A sincere apology to Carlson Tong Ka-shing for the serious error in this column last week. Mr Tong recently stepped down as chairman of the listing committee of the Hong Kong stock exchange, having served on the committee for six years, the maximum term permitted under the listing rules. This is what was originally written. Unfortunately, during the editing process, it was misinterpreted and erroneously reported as "Carlson Tong Ka-shing who has been jailed for six years", which is completely false".

(snigger)

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Happy the land that has no news

Saturday, June 21, 2008
To adapt Brecht.

Anyway, Finland would look to be the place to be in July, as this is what is showing at the site of Helsingin Sanomat, an English language site I have bookmarked:

"The International Edition will be offline for the whole of the month of July...Though there can be exceptions, July is not traditionally a very big month for "hard" news in Finland, either in politics or in business, as the country, too, is in recess, and is more or less "closed" for the duration".

Whereas we just have skateboarding ducks and so on
heading the news agenda.

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Reds under the bed?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008
At the Department of 'Justice':

Mr. Maude: To ask the Secretary of State for Justice how many copies of the Morning Star (a) his Department and (b) each of its agencies procures on subscription each week; and at what cost.

Mr. Wills: The Ministry of Justice receives two copies of the Morning Star every day (Monday to Friday) at a cost of £6 per week.

If not at the Treasury:

Angela Eagle: The Treasury and each of its agencies do not subscribe to the Morning Star publication. (Nice grammar, Ange)


Or at No. 10: "...how many copies of the Morning Star (a) the Cabinet Office and (b) 10 Downing Street purchase each day".

Mr. Watson: None.

So, which of the DoJ squad are engaged in bet hedging, for when the revolution comes? Perm any two from Straw, Maria Eagle or the deeply obscure David Hanson, Michael Wills, 'Lord' Hunt or Bridget Prentice?

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Your cut out and keep guide to which papers are on the side of the angels

Friday, June 13, 2008
The Sun - "HAS David Davis gone stark raving mad? How else can we explain his silly act of self-styled martyrdom?...This was no noble cause. It was a shabby act of treachery. Mr Davis, a second-rate but ferociously ambitious politician, has not forgiven his rival for thrashing him in the Tory leadership race two years ago". So the hotline from No 10 to Nws Group still works.

The Mirror - "This brave gamble by a popular politician from a humble background will make him a hero to many and establish him as rival for the Tory crown". They must really hate / fear Cameron.

Express - No leader comment that I can find. Doubtless there are some micro celebrities in need of attention

Mail - No leader comment that I can find. Quentin Letts likes DD though.

Guardian - "He is right on ID cards, but only on the basis of an excessively sweeping mistrust of the state. The liberty he is concerned with is, almost exclusively, liberty from official interference. There is little place in this conception for freedom from destitution, for example, which only the state can provide". (C sticks his tongue into his lower lip and makes 'stupid' noises)

Independent - "we agree wholeheartedly with the trenchant opposition of the MP for Haltemprice and Howden to "the slow strangulation of fundamental British freedoms" that has taken place in recent years". Crikey.

Times - No leader comment. A dull item by Riddell I could not face.

Telegraph - Mixed, but finishes 'Mr Davis's resignation may have been reckless, misguided and highly disconcerting for the political establishment - but, driven by principle, it is none the less laudable for that'. If they had got it wrong I would be cancelling it today.

FT.com - "On the substance of these issues Mr Davis has right on his side. Pre-charge detention of up to 42 days remains unjustified: this was apparent all over again in Wednesday’s debate. Similarly, the case for curtailing personal freedoms to introduce ID cards has simply not been made. Too many civil liberties have already been taken away".

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French TV shocker - Formula One more popular than Trotskyism

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
At least judging by last weekend's viewing figures, with the Turkish GP attracting more viewers than an interview with my old mate Olivier Besancenot.

So far, so very so what. However, Besancenot has attracted the highest audience share for a politician so far this year, outdoing Ségolène Royal, Rachida Dati (the French equivalent of Jack Straw, if a great deal easier on the eye) and Simone Veil - still alive, amazingly enough. The interviewer is more of a Wogan / Jonathan Ross type than an Andrew Marr, from what I can divine.

However, the Trot postie has a long way to go before toppling Bernie Chirac as the most watched pol. She reaped a 27% share to his 20%. I was about to note that one would be hard pressed to find anything interesting to say about her, but apparently Mlle Chodron de Courcel's father was an Etonian, if my source is to believed. Can't say I am wholly convinced, actually.

Further digging has turned up this photograph at the Élysée's site, which I think deserves a fresh audience:




Captions welcome.....

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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...

Thursday, April 17, 2008
..inhabited only by Mirror leader writers, this thought has occurred:

"A win for Labour's Ken Livingstone will be a devastating blow for Tory leader David Cameron. Questions will start to be asked about whether Cameron can deliver votes in the ballot box rather than just easy soundbites for the cameras. Murmurings of unrest among Conservative backbenchers will get louder".

The Mirror has never had any pretence to balance, let alone fairness in its op-eds (and to think people on the Left moan about the Mail....), but it does owe its readers something approaching nodding terms with reality.

So, such London-wide rule as there has been since the fall of Horace Cutler's GLC administration in 1981 has been by Labour. If Livingstone wins (kayn ayn hore), it will not be a surprise, still less 'a devastating blow' for Cameron as London has been a Left-leaning city for years, for reasons that I cannot see any value going into right now.

I think what they meant to say was this:

"A win for Conservative Boris Johnson will be a devastating blow for Labour leader Gordon Brown. Questions will again be asked about whether Brown can deliver votes at the ballot box rather than photo opportunities. Existing loud noises of unrest among Labour backbenchers will develop into open revolt".

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Something to note for future reference

Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Here is a chart 'borrowed' from tns-sofres.com, a French pollster (Merci...):


The figures in blue are the percentages of French folk judging that the political class cares what the people think, and the red the reverse. The only time an absolute majority have felt listened to was in September 1977, under the less than man o' the people President Giscard, and - rather worryingly - anti-semite Raymond Barre. Disillusionment has been highest under Sarko / Fillon (now) and under the unspeakably vile Mitterand and the, tiptoeing around the laws of defamation, less than brilliant Édith Cresson.

Anyway, considering how supine the French media is, no-one can seriously accuse the meeja of undermining faith in the political process, so given the Gauls view their pols with such a high degree of cynicism, mull on that the next time some odious fraud from the Labour party attacks the media.

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