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Bizarre criminal act o' the day

Friday, November 13, 2009
From, for a change, Germany.  Lifted from Der Spiegel.

"Until two weeks ago no one had heard of the Bewegung Morgenlicht. But now, they have thrust themselves onto the police's radar with a number of attacks on banks in Frankfurt.

Two Saturdays ago, militants threw a petrol-soaked cloth into a Dresdner Bank foyer, setting fire to a cash machine. Just 24 hours later, a machine belonging to Deutsche Bank was torched in another part of the city. Total damages amounted to €110,000 ($165,000)..the group explained the second attack on Deutsche Bank as an attempt to spur on "a thorough reform of the economy."

With the possible exception of taking the main brodcasters off air, I am struggling to think of anything more likely to terrify the populace in these parts than trashing cash dispensers.

In a further curious development, the German authorities seem to think that they can break down types of criminality by political allegiance:

"The arson attacks in Frankfurt follow a recent rise in left-wing crime in Berlin. A total of 190 cars have now been torched on the streets of the German capital this year alone. According to a government report into leftist violence, released on Wednesday, leftwing groups were, on average, charged with around twice as many criminal acts than their right-wing counterparts over the past six years".

I think this political taxonomy of criminals is an excellent idea, and I look forward to seeing it used in these parts.

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Did Sarko help knock down the Berlin Wall?

Monday, November 09, 2009
That, at least, is the claim, and here's a pic from those lovely people at Le Parisien offering apparent proof positive:


It also appears on Sarko's facebook page.

Sarko claims to have gone to Berlin on the 9th with Alain Juppé, whose 'memory is unclear on the exact date'.  A French journo blogger thinks Sarko is telling pâtés en croûte de porc, so to speak.  If he is, he'll swing for this, otherwise - because being a trusting soul, I'm prepared to believe him - go Sarko for great timing and being on the right side of history.


I will be raising a glass or two to our German friends later, in commemoration of that great day 20 years back.  Should anyone be interested, I got a bit tired and emotional about it while in a pub with a germanophile friend that evening.  Anyway, take comfort from the fact that all the other Babylons (Beijing, Pyongyang, Havana, Tehran, Riyadh etc) will fall, because they always do. 

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A brief observation on the German elections

Thursday, October 01, 2009
Here, courtesy of those lovely people at  Electoral Geography is a map of the vote for the Left Party.  Readers are challenged to see if they can reconstruct the frontier between the Federal Republic and the 'Democratic Republic':



The Saarland has a bit of a tendency to vote for its local lad made bad, Oskar Lafontaine.  Meanwhile, round of applause for Baden-Wurttemburg for giving the FDP its highest share at 18.8%

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Further portents of the Apocalypse

Friday, September 04, 2009
Maybe I am over-egging it a tad, but I am a little concerned by the prospect of white goods in the livery of a football team. Yes, really.

"Here’s something for the FC Bayern Munich fan who has everything: a high-efficiency washing machine and vacuum cleaner set kitted-out in the football club’s colours....German industrial giant Siemens has the two Bayern-themed appliances on display at Berlin’s sprawling IFA consumer electronics fair, which kicks off for the public on Friday".

It turns out that it is not that dramatic after all: "The Bayern designs are limited to a simple logo strategically placed on the washing machine and vacuum cleaner".

Perhaps Siemens could have some fun with the more obsessive fans by unleashing a new paint job for each year's new strip.

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The country where the Socialists are even less popular than in these parts

Friday, August 14, 2009
Is Germany. The SPD, the party of Brandt and Schmidt, inter alia, is currently nestling at a derisory 22% in a German opinion poll: "the worst result ever for the party". It managed 34% in the 2005 elections, and is in an unwieldy coalition with the CDU?CSU at present. Our own dear Labour party has managed anywhere between 23% and 27% in the last swathe of polls.

Given that Germany votes in September, it is looking rather good for Angela Merkel, as her CDU/CSU is polling 37%, and if allied with the splendidly sound FDP would ratchet up 52%. Out at the extreme, the Greens are polling 12% and the Left Party 9%.

Meanwhile on the othe side of the Rhine
, Sarko appears to be on the verge of snaring De Villiers and his eurosceptic MPF party for his presidential coalition, which along with the CNPT scalp means that he now has the entirety of the respectable French right in his corner. Annihilation awaits Martine Aubry or whoever come 2012, by the look of things, given that the French left's alphabet soup seems intent on thickening itself by the day.

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German football fans cruising for a fatwa...

Wednesday, August 05, 2009
From Der Spiegel:

"German Bundesliga soccer club Schalke 04 has received more than 100 complaints from Muslims about its club song which contains the verse: "Muhammad was a Prophet who knows nothing about football. The song with the title "White and Blue, How I Love You" has been around for decades but only recently came to the attention of Turkish media which said it insults the Prophet. Muslims are now demanding that the offending line be struck from the song, which is chanted by Schalke's fans before every match".

And here's the German original (1):

Mohammed war ein Prophet
Der vom Fußballspielen nichts versteht
Doch aus all der schönen Farbenpracht
Hat er sich das Blau und Weiße ausgedacht

By my reckoning (C/O a 25 year old German O level and a dictionary), the third and fourth lines are something along the lines of 'And from all the beautiful colours it is the blue and white he would have picked', these being Schalke's colours.

First things first, that is the *sixth* verse in the Schalke anthem - with a chorus after each one - so clearly German fans have the patience to go a little bit further than 'ere we go'. One might think that the priests and pastors of Gelsenkirchen would want to have a word with their flocks about the basics too.

(1) - There's much entertainment to be had at that site, but it comes with my warning that there is the risk of losing one's day, plus there are rude songs therein ....

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Dishonourable ways to turn a buck, or rather a euro

Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sticking with fascists, the Bavarian government is cashing in on Western Europe's most odious C20th leaader, recckoning it should make one last throw of the dice before its copyright expires. Not that they put it like that, naturally:

Bavaria’s science minister wants to publish a new scholarly edition of Adolf Hitler’s book “Mein Kampf” ahead of 2015, when the state’s exclusive rights to the work expire, daily Handelsblatt reported on Monday. “There is a danger that charlatans and neo-Nazis will usurp this infamous work when the copyright runs out,” Wolfgang Heubisch told the paper from Munich. “Which is why I believe we need a scientifically grounded, excellently prepared critical edition.”

Yeah, right. On the basis that a good doctor has to study disease, I had a go at reading an abridged version a few years back and failed dismally. I doubt whether many would-be Nazis get very far with it. However, on the upside I have had much fun giving out extracts from the NSDAP's manifesto to various lefties to see what they think of them:

  • Abolition of unearned (work and labour) incomes. Breaking of rent-slavery.
  • We demand the nationalisation of all (previous) associated industries
  • We demand a division of profits of all heavy industries.
  • We demand a land reform suitable to our needs, provision of a law for the free expropriation of land for the purposes of public utility, abolition of taxes on land and prevention of all speculation in land.
They tend to nod vigorously....

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A little light White House-ology

Sunday, June 28, 2009
Compare and contrast:

"He told Mr Brown to continue showing "integrity" and to be sure that "every day you are waking up and making the very best decisions that you can despite the fact that sometimes the cards in your hand are not very good and the options are narrow". BBC 1/4/9

And:

"During German Chancellor Angela Merkel's White House visit on Friday, one thing topped the agenda: a show of friendship. US President Barack Obama praised Merkel to the hilt, while she returned the compliment. Politics were pushed into the background... [Obama] began with a "Wilkommen" in German, and praised Merkel's "wisdom" and "candor."...Obama greeted "my friend Chancellor Merkel." Der Spiegel 27/6/9

Get the feeling OB has just a touch more respect and amity for the Kanzlerin than the Prime Minister?

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Ostalgia (sic)

Friday, June 26, 2009
From German daily The Local:

"The daily Berliner Zeitung reported on Friday that 20 years after the joyous scenes of the Berlin Wall being torn down, 49 percent of easterners asked agreed with the statement: “The German Democratic Republic had more good than bad sides. There were a few problems but one could live well there.”

A further eight percent chose the statement: “The GDR had overwhelmingly good sides. One lived there better and happier than today in reunified Germany.”

A look at the 2005 results shows that the PDS, the successor to the DDR's Communists (or 'Sozialistische Einheitspartei Deutschlands' as it styled itself) secured some 8.7% of the vote, so the latter figure is no great surprise.

The 49% of trimmers disgust me, frankly: "
it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world...but for Olympic gold medals?" (With apologies to Robert Bolt)

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You are a terrorist

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
An excellent animation from some Germans peeved about the assault on their liberties by the state:



Further detail, in German, here.

Remind you of anywhere closer to home?

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An early contender for man of the year.

Thursday, March 05, 2009
Mathias Döpfner, CEO of Axel Springer, Europe's biggest newspaper group.

And for why?

Because of this interview in Der Spiegel:


"SPIEGEL: In France, President Nicolas Sarkozy will soon subsidize newspaper subscriptions. In Germany, there is talk of government bailouts for ailing media companies.

Döpfner: I hope that this never happens. However, I cannot rule out that a few ailing publishers will come knocking on the government's door. That would be a dark day for freedom of the press in our country, as well as a true violation of a taboo.

SPIEGEL: But what if it were the only way to preserve diversity among newspapers?

Döpfner: The separation between government and the press is the basis of our democratic constitution. I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. In most of the cases to date, I consider these arbitrary subsidies to be regulatory insanity -- including the government bailout of Commerzbank. To put it in exaggerated terms, even a bankrupt media company is better than one that is funded and controlled by the government".


There's plenty of other sinew-stiffening stuff in the interview, but that's the best bit.

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Encouraging signs from Germany

Friday, February 27, 2009
Tempting though it is to think that the CDU-CSU / FDP / SPD split in Germany equates to Tory / LibDem / Labour split in these parts, things are a tad more complex, even if all three sets of twins belong to the 'correct' international groupings.

Anyway, Der Spiegel has noted the acceleration in support for the Free Democrats, up to 18% in the polls now, having barely scraped into double figures for some time. And why is this good news? Because the FDP are the nearest thing to a party properly committed to a free market economy on the other side of the Rhine:

"The party ultimately decided to sign on to the €50 billion stimulus package last week. But even as it changed course, the liberals managed to fill the headlines with its anti-tax, pro-markets message -- the same one it has been delivering for years. Indeed, say analysts, it is the party's consistency which may now be boosting its image. While the political course being charted by both Merkel's CDU and by her coalition partners from the Social Democrats (SPD) have been varying widely as the government attempts to come to terms with the financial and economic crises, FDP leader Guido Westerwelle hasn't had to budge...."There is a growing feeling that there is a lack of competence on the economy in the CDU," [Professor] Herz says. "In these times of economic crisis, the CDU has moved left, meaning that many market liberals in the party have moved over to the FDP."

Further, the successors in title to the DDR's ruling party / Lafontaine's lot (Die Linke) are making no headway at all.

So, encouraging stuff, and should they go into coalition with the CDU after the election in September I trust they will give it some backbone. Mind you, I think they win the prize for the most ill-thought out slogan in history - "Partei der Besserverdienenden" ("Party of the better-earning people"), which the party had coined in a draft manifesto for the 1994 federal elections".

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Separated at birth?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009


Yup, Mattel has rolled out the Merkel Barbie doll. More here. I wonder if the next male Chancellor will be graced with an action man model. Probably not.

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So much for the Raspberry Reich

Friday, January 02, 2009
Or, "Otto Von Bismarck, Kaiser Wilhelm, August Von Fallersleben - we have beaten them all. Can you hear me, Angela Merkel, your boys took one hell of a beating!" (With apologies and a hefty tilt of the fedora to Bjørge Lillelien).

And for why? Because of this utterly, utterly depressing poll by the Berliner Zeituing, (English precis here) asking the Plain People of Germany what they reckoned to the consequences of German reunification. Just 46% of Ossis and 40% of Wessis think that their personal circumstances have improved since the Wall came down, with 28% and 27% respectively considering that things have worsened. Some 39% of Ossis think that they have profited from reunification. To adapt Brecht, maybe Merkel should sack the German people and elect a new one, given that free speech, democracy and all of those 'fluffy' things seem so unimportant.

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Something in the water in Manila?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
They are a cheery bunch in the Philippines, judging from a survey by the splendidly named Social Weather Stations polling group - 92% will be going into 2009 in hope rather than fear. What's more, that is up a percentage point on 2007, and since polling began in 2000 the figure has never fallen lower than the 81% (2004).

In a rather distinct contrast, our German friends are filled with angst, or at least were last year as the 2009 results are not in yet. Half of them managed to be cheery when asked last year, while the high tide of weltschmerz was 69% in 2002. I think they are in with a shot at the title this time.

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What kind of reputation does an ex Stasi employee have?

Sunday, November 16, 2008
One that involves injuncting the German language Wikipedia site, apparently. Anyway, Lutz Heilman, for it is he, an MP for the extreme left Left Party has sicced his lawyers on http://www.wikipedia.de/ (if not de.wikipedia.org....). Note that he is all of 42, so his Stasi career shows some enthusiasm, as that particular Babylon fell when he was all of 23. Having been elected via a party list system on PR, I cannot excoriate the voters of any particular town, but the people of the Länder of Brandenburg, Sachsen and Sachsen-Anhalt have a lot to answer for.

While our rather over-reaching defamation laws do not apply on the other side of the Rhine, it puts me in mind of Dering v Uris, wherein an Auschwitz doctor sued a novelist for his depiction of him. What emerged from the trial is that Dering had no reputation to protect and was awarded all of a penny in damges, and had to pay costs too.

Those in command of German can read the entry here, or in English here. It involves allegations of involvement in a porn business and not completing his degree.

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Those who cannot remember the past...

Thursday, November 06, 2008
A terrifying survey conducted by the Freie Universität Berlin would seem to suggest that youthful Germans (15-17) are either woefully ignorant about the German 'Democratic' Republic or are having a terrible bout of amnesia. The article does not indicate the level of statistical rigour or otherwise of the survey (and I can't find the German original) but I will assume that it is kosher:

Was the DDR a dictatorship?

Ossis - No - half
Wessis - No - 1 in 3

Who built The Wall?

Ossis - the DDR - 1 in 3

What was the Stasi?

An ordinary intelligence agency - half (not differentiated by former BRD and DDR)

Who was Willy Brandt?

A leader of the DDR - a quarter


Mind you, I hate to think how little the youth of this country know about matters from 20 years ago.


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Germans: lock up your spouses when Uncle Sam or Aunt Samantha is in town

Sunday, November 02, 2008
I am indebted to German cable network Premiere Star for the week's most squalid survey: 'Which of the following US politicians would you have an affair with?':

Is the disparity in figures by gender owed to the relative pulchritude of those on offer, or because German women are an unhappy in their relationships?

(Gah - missing an 'l' in Hillary).

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The 70s revival - German branch

Thursday, October 30, 2008
Nationalisation, or rather strategic stakes, are all the rage on the other side of the Rhine, judging by a poll for Stern, summarised in English here. These are popular to stop Arabs sovereign wealth funds buying into e.on, Deutsche Bank etc. Anyway, 77% of Germans are fearfully protective of their energy companies, 64% of banks, insurers, 60% of airlines, transport firms, the post office etc.

This, however, is the really weird bit:

(click for heightened visibility)

As one might expect, the left parties - Die Linken (dark red), the Socialists (red) and the Greens (guess...) - are keenest on 'strategic stakes' overall, but the Christian Democrats (black) are the most enthusiastic about putting an arm around Siemens and the rest of the electrical / electronic industry, and the Free Democrats (yellow) are keener on wading into Commercial Property than the far left. The Greens fancy buying into the car industry, presumably to close it down.

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It could be worse for our bankers. Much worse.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008
They could face the idiocy being mouthed by German politicians:

"Oskar Lafontaine, the head of the hard-line-socialist Left party, is backing the controversial call by the party's presidential candidate Peter Sodann to jail German bankers like Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann"

....

Lafontaine said that he found it “refreshing when a former 'Tatort' (1) commissioner is so upset by seeing money gambled away that he judges it to be a criminal offence” and that he “would not only consider Mr. Ackermann to have taken part in this gambling, but also many others as well.

While Lafontaine is now in bed with the former East German communists, he was the SPD's - the party of Willy Brandt and Helmut Schmidt - candidate for the Chancellorship not so very long ago.

(1) 'Tatort' is a German police series that has been running since 1970, in which the dim bulb that is Sodann has had a role. Any readers better informed on German television who can tell me whethe this makes Sodann a Morse, a Taggart, a Frost or heaven forfend, Dixon of Dock Green, please tell me.

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