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An 1860 Hansard nugget, featuring duplicitous Gauls and one of the great typos of our time

Wednesday, January 27, 2010
From 27/1/1860

"THE MARQUESS OF NORMANBY inquired of Her Majesty's Government, pursuant to notice, whether they have received any Information as to the Negotiation stated by the Ministerial Journals in Paris to exist between France and Sardinia for the Annexation of the Duchy of Savoy and the County of Nice to the Dominions of the Emperor of the French?...The statements to which he had alluded had appeared in the two principal and habitual organs of the French Government. It was first published in Le Pays, the most careful and prudent of the Ministerial journals; but what had chiefly attracted the attention of Europe was its circulation in the columns of L'Indépendance Beige (sic), a Brussels paper in the enjoyment of Imperial favour, and possessing, perhaps, the most general circulation of any European journal".

See, I'm not making this up:



 (OK, it is an OCR error rather than a typo, but my point stands)

Anyway, enough of the flippancy and on to the more interesting bit:

This [in L'Indépendance Belge] article said that France was now determined by counsel, by her soldiers, and by sacrifices of every kind to substitute for the hereditary arrangements of Vienna the truthful policy of nationalities; and the writer went on to say that it was evident the day was drawing nigh when the superstructure raised by diplomatists must disappear before the power of logic and the course of events.

 Which takes us back to the First Empire and a France that looked like this:




  So, pretty alarming for France's neighbours, it must be said.

As the Marquess reckoned:

He was not aware that there had been any diplomatic declaration to this effect, but the dangers contingent upon the adoption of such a principle by the powerful Government of a great nation were much greater than any which could arise from the annexation of the Duchy of Savoy. Could it for a moment be imgined that England had no interest in the assertion of such a doctrine? Why, let us look at our own possessions, scattered over the face of the globe, and then see how far we could recognize the principle of nationality. How could England stand this test? How would it apply in the Mediterranean, or the Ionian Islands? How affect Gibraltar? How might it be brought to bear on Aden or the Empire of India, or our dependencies in another hemisphere? Why, if such were to be admitted as a valid ground there would not be a single country in Europe the foundation of whose title would not be shaken".

And there's more:

Such a doctrine would be quite subversive of those treaties and of that order and regularity which forty years' peace had brought about. Russia, indeed, prided herself upon her nationality. Nor, as regarded Poland, did he think they could collect the scattered remnants of a national existence. The restoration of Poland to nationality would almost remind one of Mr. Canning's expression regarding the repeal of the legislative union with Ireland: "Repeal the union—restore the heptarchy." Well, then, as to Prussia and this doctrine of nationality—sec how it worked from Posen to Aix-la-Chapelle. Again, witness its application to Austria. And here he must say that he looked upon the stability of Austria as one of the main elements of European security; and he wished that some one who had the same conviction, and had more opportunity of making his opinion known in the proper quarter, would urge how important it was to grant what was just and reasonable in the demands of Hungary. He hoped and believed that, as regarded her Hungarian dominions, the loyalty of the Hungarian people was not yet shaken.

Not a quote I have encountered before, but quite amusing.

France did indeed get Savoy, plus Nice, or Nizza - as a lot of the inhabitants called it  including a VERY peeved Garibaldi - after a rather dodgy referendum later in 1860.  Fans of nemesis might note that the national principle rather bit France with the outcome of the 1870 Franco-Prussian war..... 

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Hansard 1859 - Gladstone, Disraeli, Palmerston et al talk diplomacy, war and the future of Italy

Saturday, August 08, 2009
Having found a promising debate on Italy, I have since been a bit overwhelmed by the nigh on 54,000 words I have been wading through, but having made a start in finding gems, am reluctant not to post something. This is going to be long and wordy, despite having already excisedmuch of working draft.

As a bit of background, the Kingdom of Sardinia manipulated the Austrians into declaring war on them, whereupon France joined in, ending in defeat for Austria. Austria ceded Lombardy - but not its other Italian province, Venetia - to Sardinia via France. At the time of this debate, France and Austria had signed a ceasefire, but there was the prospect of a grand European congress, Vienna-style, to sort out Italy once and for all. And, if so, whether we should be 'neutral'. As such, it holds up something of a mirror to our own times. Especially on issues of regime change....

The text of the motion:

Motion made, and Question proposed— That an humble Address be presented to Her Majesty, stating that in the opinion of this House it would be consistent neither with the honour nor the dignity of this Country, which throughout the late negotiations on the Affairs of Italy has preserved a strict and impartial Neutrality between the contending Powers, and used its earnest endeavours to prevent the outbreak of hostilities, to take part in any Conference for the purpose of settling the details of a Peace the preliminaries of which have been arranged between the Emperor of the French and the Emperor of Austria.

Italy in 1859 looked like this:


Blue is the Kingdom of Sardinia, pink the Austrian dominions, orange the Papal states and green the Kingdom of Naples.

Anyway, onwards:

Lord Elcho (Lib):

"...There was no Englishman who did not sympathize with Italy in her past sufferings and sorrows and her hopes for the future. Viscount Palmerston..apparently looked upon Austria as the cause of every evil and of every insurrection which occurred in every part of the world.




The principle of armed intervention in favour of suffering nationalities was, in short, one against which we ought to protest, inasmuch as if any one nation were to arrogate to herself the position of acting upon the doctrine that might was right, there would be an end to the public law of Europe, and we should be returning to the old days of the German faustrecht.

He believed that the true policy of this country was the policy of non-intervention...only to intervene in the affairs of other nations when the interests or treaties which bound this country compelled. That was the policy which was advocated by the late Sir Robert Peel with his latest breath...Sir Robert Peel said:— Which is the wisest policy—to attempt to interfere with the institutions and measures of other countries not bordering upon our own, out of an abstract love for constitutional government—or to hold that doctrine maintained by Mr. Fox, Mr. Pitt, Lord Grenville, Mr. Canning, and Lord Castlereagh, that the true policy of this country is non-intervention in the affairs of others?"...Mr. Cobden said:— I say if you want to benefit nations struggling for their freedom, establish as one of the maxims of international law the principle of non-intervention."

....



He would go further, and would say that he believed, perhaps, the best thing that could happen for the security of the world and the good of this country was that a united kingdom of Italy should be created, consisting of 25,000,000 people. [Mr. GLADSTONE: Hear, hear!] A right hon. Friend of his cheered that sentiment, but did any man believe that such a thing was possible? Was there anything in the circumstances of Italy that rendered it probable? It was a fairy vision and an agreeable dream, of the realization of which he saw no prospect.


what is for the good of England? He believed it was for the advantage of this country that we should abstain as far as possible from any intervention in the affairs of foreign nations.



Mr Kinglake (Lib): "...It might as well be said that a policeman who witnessed an outrage should be required to observe a strict impartiality between the person committing the outrage and the person who was its object"
...
English statesmen, as far as he had observed, had not distinguished themselves in the Congresses of Europe. Those Congresses seemed to have been fatal to the reputations of our public men....He did not look back with pride or satisfaction to the Congress of Paris in 1856.
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The Emperor Napoleon was not a mere titular sovereign; he was a great commander of men. If they lived 100 years hence instead of to-day, they would be looking back upon the history of 1859 with the deepest interest. They cannot but think and talk of the Emperor of the French.



Gladstone: "England has an immense interest in the maintenance of the European equilibrium, and that which disorganizes any one of the great countries of Europe is necessarily menacing to the general peace and to the interests of England. It is our duty and interest to desire to see Austria strong, flourishing, and happy.....for forty-five long years, wherever liberty reared its head in Italy, wherever there was the slightest or most moderate attempt to procure even the hundredth part of those franchises which as Englishmen we hold so dear, there the iron hand of Austria has interposed, and has re-established in all their rigour the abuses of the actually existing Governments...



Is it possible the noble Lord can think that at this moment England is prepared to record its unconditional determination not to meddle with the affairs of Italy in this crisis of her fortunes? For that, after all, is the meaning of this Motion. In this country we are much disposed to look at precedents, and to walk in the way of those who have gone before us, and to have good reasons shown before we depart from it. Has this country been accustomed in former times to make the affairs of Italy foreign to its intervention and sympathy? Is not all our history full of proofs to the contrary? Hardly a serious question has ever been raised in Italy in which England has not interfered;
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I am, nevertheless, extremely sorry to learn that the English nation, which has been so lavishly endowed and gifted in other respects by Providence, cannot furnish a man capable of holding his own at a Congress or a Conference with the representatives of the other Powers of Europe...


my hon. and learned Friend assures us that the whole mass of the people under the rule of the Pope, with the exception of a few uneasy country agitators, are deeply devoted to his paternal authority, and when one bears in mind at the same time that...henever the foreign force which is maintained there disappears from the Estates of the Church, the throne of the Pope disappears along with it...


I, however, lament, as cordially as I could lament if I had the nearest interest in all that concern him, when I see a Sovereign who makes pretensions to represent in a peculiar sense the majesty of Heaven reduced to become a mendicant at foreign Courts—a mendicant, too, not for the purpose merely of obtaining the means of subsistence, but with the object of procuring military armaments whereby to carry the ravages of fire and sword over the fair provinces which he governs, and to rivet on the necks of men a yoke that is detested by every one except those who have a direct personal interest in its continuance.




Given the complte lack of interest in this one, I do not suppose I will bother adding in Dizzy and Pam unless there is a tsunami of begging in the next few hours.

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Going that extra mile in sex ed

Monday, March 30, 2009
Or Personal, Social & Health Education, as they call it in these parts. This tale, however, is Cisalpine:

"Novara, March 30 - An Italian primary school teacher is in hot water after a sex education class in which she openly discussed whips, handcuffs and genital piercing".

I imagine there will be an upsurge in the seeking of holy orders among Novara's bambini as a result.

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Matrimonial law, Italian-style

Wednesday, November 12, 2008
A precedent that probably will not apply in civil law in these parts, but intriguing nevertheless:

"An Italian man has had his marriage annulled [by a religious court in Salerno] for reason of having too intrusive a mother-in-law...

'The marriage only lasted four months but it was hellish. I thought the tales of awful mothers-in-law were made up, but I was forced to change my opinion. Following our separation I have even thought about seeking out a motherless woman as my next wife' he said".

Me? I'm not saying a *mumbling* word.

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Nun chuckers...

Tuesday, November 04, 2008
(Deliberate typo. Who can resist a nun-related pun?)

From ANSA:

"An Italian restaurant owner claims a priest and two nuns gave him a Western-style beating after a saloon scuffle over a disputed lease in this southern village....A.E., who ended up in hospital with neck and abdominal injuries, claims the priest felled him with a chair and the nuns kicked him in the stomach. ''I came down to try to calm things down but the priest hit me with a chair and I ended up on the floor. Then the two sisters started kicking me, insulting me with unrepeatable words...Lawyers for the alleged assailants denied the assault and noted that the nuns had ''a combined age of 160''.

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Political insults - Italian style

Wednesday, October 15, 2008
In a hugely cheering development, an Italian court has ruled that 'The language of political polemic can take on more pungent and incisive tones than those commonly used in private life''.

More particularly, 'rimbambito' (senile, gaga etc. A word that I will be field testing at the first opportunity. C) is parliamentary, or in this case, municipal language.

That the word got hurled by a small town mayor in a debate on the Kosovo war. Nothing like sticking to one's knitting, is there?

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Vladimir Putin nicked for shoplifting in Italy

Monday, September 08, 2008
From ANSA:

"Italian police thought they were being hoodwinked this week when they caught a Russian shoplifter who said he was Vladimir Putin.

After checking out his passport it turned out that he was indeed the Russian leader's namesake. The 30-year-old was nabbed with an accomplice who helped him lift outfits in several high-end shops in the Adriatic resort city of Riccione".

I forsee a long stint in the salt mines once he is back in the Rodina.

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Great lawsuits of our time

Wednesday, August 20, 2008
I am indebted to Italy's supreme court for deciding that 'Teachers must not spit at headteachers'. Yes, really.

And there's more:

'The court also slammed the teacher's claim that his actions were an acceptable form of disagreement, ruling that spitting is not a ''legitimate'' means of ''critical expression'''.

In the best Jarndyce and Jarndyce tradition doubtless there will be further litigation needed to clarify the application of the precedent.

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"Continental people have sex life; the English have hot water bottles"

Monday, July 07, 2008
George Mikes' observation seems to be believed by our various neighbours Outre Manche, judging from a survey for the Game of Love Observatory, or Observatoire du Jeu Amoureux. Looks to be a PR stunt for an internet dating firm, but enough pre-amble, to the amusing findings:

In which of these countries (UK, D, F, I, E) is love most important?:

We reckon Italy - 43%. And us? 14%. Pity the poor Germans: 2%. Our average score across five countries is 5%, and the lowest overall. France's average is 31% and Italy's 37%.

Mind you, the reputation of our womanhood (and chaps too) has been noted - 33% think the time between meeting and closing the deal, as it were, is shortest with Britons.

Elsewhere, Italy leads for Lotharios and Lothariettos, with the British, French and the ever modest Italians considering them the most seductive. The Spanish think they are the best, we give ourselves 22%, no one else goes above 3%.

Best dressed? 14% of Germans think they are, and a rather deluded (present company excepted) 16% of Britons think we are. They shoot horses, don't they?

Pity the land of Cervantes, Lorca, Velasquez etc - only 2% of Germans, Italians and Gauls judge them 'the most cultivated'. We give them 5%, they give themselves 16%. A modest 62% of Germans give themselves the laurels. We attract a solid 25% average share of voice.

Don't bother telling a joke in Milan or Valencia - the Italians and Spanish do not think we are funny. They think they are. However, you have a one in four chance of bringing the house down in Germany or France. Pity the Germans and the French - take away folk voting for themselves and they fail to secure a double figure share of voice anywhere. We are the most likely to be creasing up at Teutonic humour after the Germans - 2% of us think they have best humour. I suspect that those responding thus were having some fun with the questionaire....

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Great non-judicial punishments of our time

Tuesday, July 01, 2008
(I have decided to forego a 'what I did on my holidays' post, although I might post a photo of the tomb of the Cid in Burgos cathedral.)

Rather disgustingly, Japanese tourists have taken to scrawling their names on the walls of the Duomo in Florence. So far, so hum drum, however a miscreant having been fingered, his employer sprang into action:

"The school's headmaster apologised for the teacher's ''inconsiderate behaviour'' and said he had already been dismissed as school baseball coach as a result of the incident".

Mockery to one side, in parallel circumstances I doubt that the average school head in these parts would do anything more than shrug his or her shoulders.

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Non-musical chairs in Rome

Friday, June 06, 2008
Italian MPs, or rather some of them, are greatly vexed by the less than orthopaedic qualities of some of the seating in the Camera dei Deputati.

Alessandra Mussolini and her lot have been assigned seats in the back row, and she's agin it:

"The seats in the pigeon coop have been there since 1948. They can't be used - it's impossible to stay seated,'' she said, describing the chairs as ''hard as stools'' and complaining that it was difficult to follow what was going on in the rest of the room". One of her colleagues reckons "it's like the Gaza Strip". Presumably they will be firing rockets at Forza Italia then....

I imagine that the green and red benches are probably not conducive to good posture, and our MPs and peers must envy Italians this, "According to House rules, MPs can only vote from their assigned seats, which bear labels with their surnames". I have asked a fellow blogger with parliamentary connections to quiz a tame MP or two as to how the House's seating rates. Details to follow, with any luck.

And my luck has held:

"The Green benches are firm, not the most comfortable seats - equivalent to a Chesterfield sofa. I suppose the more rotund ones derrière, the longer one can sit without complaining".

Names of blogger and MP withheld to protect the innocent.

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Headline o' the day

Friday, May 30, 2008
From Italian news agency ANSA:

"Pork strike set for June 1".

Pigs have not become highly sentient and rebelled against farmers in the best Animal Farm tradition, but rather the farmers are on strike. I expect the pigs are delighted. Meanwhile, there is an ample supply of prosciutto in my fridge.

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A bridge too far?

Sunday, May 25, 2008
The Italians have decided that they want to bridge the Strait of Messina, that which separates Sicily from the mainland.


In contrast to the rather half-baked (1/8th baked would be nearer the mark) Channel Tunnel, Rome seems intent on doing things in style:

"The 3,690-metre-long bridge has been designed to be able to handle 4,500 cars an hour and 200 trains a day."

And how much? A mere bagatelle at €6.5 bn. The Chunnel cost £10.1 bn in 2007 money, but that was an 80% cost over run, so do not expect the final bill to bear much resemblance to €6.5 bn....

Still, it is quite amusing to think that one could visit all of the Norman conquests - bar Malta, and the Isle of Wight etc - without getting one's feet wet.

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Those who cannot remember history....

Tuesday, April 08, 2008
A rather splendid, subtitled, video of an Italian manager making a rare old hash of his motivational speech.

Alas embedding has been disabled but click through, it is worth it.

With thanks to ANSA for telling me all about it.

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Loving one's 'job' just a little too much

Friday, March 14, 2008
From ANSA:

"A pregnant Croatian burglar fell from a balcony in northern Italy on Thursday and gave birth. Police said the woman, 26, lost her footing as she was trying to clamber into an apartment and fell from a height of 12 feet. Rushed to hospital, she was treated for bruises and soon after gave birth to a boy".

She should still get nicked, shouldn't she?

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Quote o' the day

Thursday, January 10, 2008
Today's quotee is Pope Benedict XVI, and his topic is football:

'Benedict voiced the hope that [football] ''may increasingly be the vehicle of the values of honesty, solidarity and fraternity'''.

And to think that Italian (and indeed, our own) footballers have been accused of diving, acting up, feigning injury, insulting referees, linesmen, fans, managers etc etc.

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Great lawsuits of our time

Wednesday, November 21, 2007
In which the head of the House of Savoy, and pretender to the throne of Italy, AKA Vittorio Emanuele Alberto Carlo Teodoro Umberto Bonifacio Amedeo Damiano Bernardino Gennaro Maria di Savoia (try fitting that in the average name box on a government form) and his son (who, rather feebly only has four middle names) are taking on the Repubblica Italiana, because, yes, you guessed it - they think their human rights have been violated.

As background, he lost his crown and was exiled after the war, following a referendum, and "They argue that by banning male members of the Savoy family from entering Italian territory, the constitution ran counter to the European Convention on human rights". They were allowed back in 2002, and it what might be seen as pushing their luck just a tad, they want €260 million in compensation, although they say any win would go to charity. The Venice in Peril Fund, maybe? Note that the Convention was only signed into law in 1950, so they have also taken a while to come up with this wheeze.

Should they win, the scope for litigation by others is quite substantial. Perhaps the heirs of Cromwell would like to try it on too.

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Romanian near-fascists to Alessandra Mussolini: We can be rude about our gypsies, but you mustn't.

Friday, November 09, 2007
A tale from Der Spiegel, which in the words of an SNP MEP, 'warms the heart':

The less than loveable Identity, Tradition, Sovereignty ragbag group in Brussels has had quite the falling out over recent events in Italy, "the murder of an Italian woman...which police suspect was perpetrated by a Romanian immigrant from the Roma community".

Alessandra Mussolini commented "Breaking the law became a way of life for Romanians", and the Partidul România Mare or Greater Romania Party does not like that interpretation at all: "The unconsciousness of this lady who makes easily generalizations, leaving us to understand that all the Romanians are living like delinquents and are making dreadful crimes -- remind us of her grandfather, the fascist dictator Benito Mussolini". And this comes from Corneliu Vadim Tudor (no relation) the non-MEP leader of the GRP. The GRP wants La Mussolini expelled from ITS.

Righty-ho. The GRP has designs on Moldova, the Vojvodina, bit of Ukraine and other places where Romanians are to be found other than Romania itself, and its publications "include articles that denied the Holocaust in Romania and took deliberately antagonistic positions toward Romanian Roma, ethnic Hungarians, and other minority groups". So, a nice bunch all round.

The ideological ancestors of both made common cause in the Axis, of course.

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How would you describe taxes? As beautiful?

Tuesday, October 09, 2007
A necessary evil, maybe? A source of intense irritation, perhaps?

Not, however, Tommaso Padoa-Schioppa, the Italian Economy Minister, and Brown's successor at the IMF: he thinks they are 'beautiful'. Yes, really.

""We should have the courage to say that taxes are a beautiful thing, a very civilised way for everyone to contribute in essential areas like education, safety, healthcare and the environment," he said. "People can be unhappy about the quality of the services they receive but not simply opposed to the existence of taxes," he added".

That's me guilty of first degree thought crime then.


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The country with left wing ex-pats

Friday, October 05, 2007
I would have thought it was almost a truism that national diasporas tend to be more inclined to vote right (in both senses...) than populations as a whole, but not, it would seem the Italians:

"The vote of Italians abroad turned out to be crucial in the April 2006 general election, where Berlusconi's centre-right coalition appeared to have won control of the Senate until the foreign votes were counted".

Seems rather mean of Italian ex-pats to inflict Romano Prodi on their less well-travelled compatriots. Given that 'Inglese Italianato è un diavolo incarnato', (first said of Sir John Hawkwood / Giovanni Acuto, apparently) just what does that make an anglicised Italian?

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