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If Lloyds HBOS gave money to Labour

Thursday, August 13, 2009
It might end up with a few broken windows, and certainly the loss of some business (1).

However, the Finns do things differently, as only now has the issue of donations to political parties by state-controlled companies become a live issue in those parts:

"Finland’s political parties would lose an important source of income if companies in which the state has a majority shareholding were banned from contributing to political parties. Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen (Centre) said on Tuesday that he feels that it is not appropriate for such companies to take part in financing political activities".

The sums involved are verging on the pitiful: "The [Centre] party says that it has received about EUR 20,000 from companies with a majority state holding between 2006 and 2009...Coming in second is the Social Democratic Party, which has received more than EUR 20,000 from state-owned companies, including both contributions to the party in general and for individual SDP candidates".

It turns out that the funding is mainly from companies buying tickets to seminars, but even so.


(1) I continue my one-man boycott of the Co-Op in all its forms, and occasionally get the opportunity to aver to some greenhorn, 'If you shop there, you may as well just fork over money to the Labour party right now.'

My Ma, otherwise thoroughly sound, would sometimes have to make use of a Co-Op in the nearest town, it being the only supermarket in those parts. So far so not very interesting, but she would then decant the marmalade or whatever in order to disguise her dealings from my father. This would have been to avoid a lecture, rather than anything worse, I hasten to add.

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They do things differently in...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009
....Japan.

Imagine your favourite sports team has just won the championship for the first time in 21 years and you are out jubilating. Imagine further that your star player bears an uncanny resemblance to Colonel Sanders:


Separated at birth obviously.

So, having spotted a statue of the colonel, what would you do? Put a baseball cap on its head? Carry it around shoulder high until bored?

Nope. Fans of the Hanshin Tigers baseball team, for it was they, decided to throw the colonel in the Dotonbori canal in central Osaka. This happened in 1985, and the statue has just been retrieved from the possibly murky deaths of the Dotonbori. The Japan Times has the detail, including a photo of a tolerably well preserved statue.

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They do things differently in...

Monday, October 27, 2008
...Thailand.

"Hundreds of people, including youth, demonstrated outside Thailand's Stock Exchange of Thailand on Monday to protest plans by Beer Chang company to list its shares on the market".

The protesters would seem to be temperance fanatics rather than Liverpool fans: "Many of the protesters were antialcohol activists and members of Buddhist organisations. Some carried banners reading, ``Stop encouraging drinking, oppose the listing of Thai Bev on the SET.'' Others showed pictures of victims of drunken driving.".

I do not recall our home grown rechabites acting up when SAB listed in these parts.

Anyway, I don't know about my readers, but nothing gives me a thirst quite like a share listing.

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Bosses against contracts of employment

Thursday, September 25, 2008
Or they do things differently in [...] part 57:

"Medef will demand the end of golden parachutes". MEDEF is the Gallic CBI, to all intents and purposes.

What the French get up to is their business, although I doubt the PDG in the boulevard will be very keen on the idea. Some of the things Mme Parisot does not like include indemnities for early termination of contracts and the exercise of stock options after termination.

Adjusting my cynical hat to a suitably rakish angle what will actually come to pass if this scheme comes to fruition is that head honchos of French companies will demand ever larger payments before they will sign on the line and / or be very small c conservative in their corporate strategy.

However, in the greatest outbreak of hubris since Brown decided to lecture American hedge fund managers, "Laurence Parisot indicated that in the months to come she will call a meeting of her G8 employers' counterparts in order “to convince them” of her proposals".

A mad world, my masters.

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Would you entrust a quango with your tastebuds?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
No, nor would I. One of the many, many things that our Swedish chums do differently is having a state monopoly in alcohol off sales, in the form of Systembolaget. And they put tasting notes on wine bottles. Yes, really.

A google image search shows some SBs to look rather like a Post Office fitted out by Ikea, so no cutesy displays involving half barrels and the like.

Anyway, the Swedish papers are agog at a leak that suggests that the noses at SB are not all they could be:

"What, for example, does Systembolaget really mean with the pithy couplet "discreet and earthy", or the fruity phrase "a taste of mature apples"?

"Run in the opposite direction because this is a really [expletive deleted] wine," a source at the chain told trade union newspaper Dagens Arbete".

*Shocking*.

Meanwhile, the EU, that bastion of free trade in goods and services, does not have a problem with the Swedes having to put up with this monopoly.

Also, SB attempts to justify its existence here. In English.

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Dublin's latest tourist attraction

Tuesday, September 02, 2008
If Dublin Castle, the Joyce museum etc fail to satisfy, the Hibernian authorities have come up with something to thrill Dubliner and tourist alike:

"Gardaí will today display alcohol confiscated over three weekends from under 18s since new powers were introduced to crack down on street drinking".

Erm, surely folk lusting after empty bottles can just hang out by the nearest bottle bank, and those who like full bottles can station themselves in the nearest off licence?

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They do things differently in...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008
....Turkey.

This is *really* odd:

"The health minister has called on citizens to be more active in using the available emergency services... Health Minister Recep Akdağ said the number of calls made to the 112 emergency hotline continued to fall short of international levels. He also warned that citizens blindly intervening could result in accidents".

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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Further great lawsuits of our time

Friday, August 22, 2008
Or they do things differently in India.

Faced with a dispute between two companies owned by the feuding Ambani brothers, the doubtless fatigued beak suggested this:

“Why can’t the brothers go back to the mother and discuss it?

Perhaps they will sent to the naughty step. Pa Ambani will not be available to administer the switch as he bought the farm some six years ago. Ma A looks fierce.

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They do things differently in....

Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Korea.


"President Lee Myung-bak yesterday decided to grant a special pardon to over 340,000 people on Aug. 15, Liberation Day...The amnesty list of 341,864 people to be pardoned or to be reinstated includes high-profile tycoons such as Hyundai Kia Automotive Group Chairman Chung Mong-koo, SK Energy Chairman Chey Tae-won, Hanwha Group Chairman Kim Seung-youn and Hyundai Motor Vice Chairman Kim Dong-jin".

And for why?

"The decision...came after the nation's top five economic groups sent a letter last week to the president. The letter said the pardon of 106 business figures is indispensable to bolstering the deteriorating morale in business circles".

I don't think the CBI ever campaigned for Ernest Saunders to be freed for the good of the economy....

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Sensitive reporting, Indian style

Saturday, July 05, 2008
An un-manipulated (bar font size) screen grab from the Hindustan Times:


As ever, click for legibility, but the headline 'Indian expat hangs himself in Kuwait' is accompanied by a clip art picture of a man with his head in a noose. Nice...

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They do things differently...

Thursday, June 26, 2008
...in Japan.

Passengers receiving tips from taxi drivers? Yup, "The government said Wednesday that 1,402 government employees accepted cash, beer and other favors from tax drivers while returning home on taxpayers' money and 151 of them have been punished".

Given that state paid for taxis only kick in at 12.30 AM, one might say that the Japanese take a rather harsher line than is taken in these parts. I also at something of loss to work out what the taxi drivers were hoping to achieve. Repeat business? String pulling?

I might tell the next cab I hail that I'm a civil servant and see what happens. Probably a lengthy rant.

(Ahem, edited to remove Freudian slips)

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They do things differently in....Sweden

Sunday, December 02, 2007
Faced with a biker gang it wanted out of the area, the Swedish municipality of Sandviken came up with quite a wheeze - it bought them out, at a cost of SK200,000 - say £15,000.

The Moderates, the Swedish equivalent of the Tories, and our allies in the International Democrat Union, were alone in refusing to sanction the deal. My Swedish is not all it could be, but it looks as though the Socialists run the show in Sandviken, although as a minority administration.

I am torn between thinking it diabolical that politicians should pay off what it considers undesirables, and a degree of admiration for choosing a market-led solution to the problem.

If Sandviken had taken a more gung ho approach to the problem, local enterprise Sandvik might have been prepared to lend it equipment for any eviction.
Its 6 tonne reef dozer, "the Sandvik ultra-low profile, radio-remote-controlled LZ100L is designed to push blasted ore more quickly and efficiently out of very low stopes or panels into adjacent haulage drifts" sounds like it would have made light work of the hangar in question.

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They do things differently in....Thailand

Thursday, November 15, 2007
Faced with the issue of electoral fraud, the leaders of some six Thai political parties - including what look to be the two main ones - "in the presence of Election Commission officials, took an oath at Bangkok's Temple of the Emerald Buddha not to commit electoral fraud...."EC officials also vowed before the Emerald Buddha that they would organise the election in a fair manner".

It looks as though virtue for its own sake is not enough, as "They read the vow that if they conformed to their oath, they would live a peaceful life, otherwise they would meet with downfall".

Perhaps our process would benefit from something similar, given that in March it was reported "Britain could be the first western democracy to face monitoring over vote-rigging and electoral fraud, Guardian Unlimited has learned.A European human rights watchdog is considering plans to scrutinise the UK's council and regional government elections this May following concerns over vote tampering and postal ballots". Source


Further digging makes it appear that Thailand has the world's dullest name for a political party - the Neutral Democratic Party. The Thai - 'Matchima' - sounds rather better.

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They do things differently in...Korea

Monday, November 12, 2007
"The nation's election watchdog yesterday issued warnings against three leading presidential candidates for illegal premature campaigning...Ignoring a prior request by the NEC, Chung and Lee participated at a discussion forum...announcing their campaign pledges". Source.


Erm, how on earth could such a rule hope to be enforced in these parts? Could not every Brown, Cameron and Clegg (face it Huhne, you ain't going to win) utterance be classed as campaigning?


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They do things differently in....Sweden

Monday, October 29, 2007
"A church in Västerås is asking parishioners to donate enough pieces of white Lego to create a life-size statue of Jesus. A local priest is leading the drive to construct a white plastic Jesus in the central Swedish town". Source. No indication as to whether it will be an Ecce Homo, Man of Sorrows, Salvator Mundi or a Majestas Dominiis, but presumably not a pietà.

Despite the use of 'priest' to describe the man of the cloth, it is far from clear whether he is a Catholic, (Lutheran) Church of Sweden or another denomination entirely. Must say it does not sound like something I imagine Martin Luther would approve of.

Anyway, here's the punchline: "And the priest was insistent that the statue should be made up only of white pieces, as anything else might be considered tasteless". I am not making this up.

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They do things differently in....Florida

Saturday, October 13, 2007
Election slogans tend towards the dry, dull even, in these parts, but 76 year old Jose ''Pepe'' Caragol has decided to liven up the election for Hialeah City Council with this slogan:

"Si te gusta el sexo oral, vote por Caragol por consejal".

'Gusta' means like, and 'conseja', council....

He is not, however, promising more of it, either given or received.

One of his opponents is unimpressed: "Mercy Dominguez, his opponent for the Group 2 seat on the council...said that as a mother and a woman she finds the phrase offensive". Not sure that that I can see a connection with the latter, frankly.

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They do things differently in ..... Syria

Friday, October 12, 2007
Interesting piece on Syrian TV in, of all places, Thai newspaper 'The Nation'.

This move would doubtless be hugely popular with independent production companies if replicated in these parts:

"Syrian President Bashar al Assad ordered the country's TV network to purchase all Syrian series which have been produced this year".

I'm quite tempted to head out to Damascus and start on Arik Sharon, the biopic.

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They do things differently in... Australia

Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Headline of the day:

"Vodka drip saves poisoned tourist".

The Sydney Morning Herald has the full story, but in essence the Oz quacks ran out of surgical alcohol and had to resort to vodka as an antidote to swallowed anti-freeze, and "the patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit".

Crikey. Make mine a drip of 25 year old Speyside malt, please.

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They do things differently in.... Sweden

Tuesday, September 25, 2007
(One new SATA cable later....)

It has been a while since I last worked in a conventional office environment, but unless things have changed a lot, the number one topic of conversation in the average workplace is moaning about management / underlings, depending upon whereabouts one sits in the food chain.

Not, however, on the other side of the North Sea:

"Few topics of discussion are off limits at the office - current affairs (56 percent) and work-related issues (52 percent) are the subjects most talked about; the manager(s) (9 percent) and health (7 percent) are at the other end of the scale".

Perhaps more alarming is that 9% of the Swedes surveyed thing that flirting with the boss is just fine. Further, "24 percent are content to talk behind the backs of their colleagues". Or perhaps 76% are in denial.

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They do things diffferently in .... Japan

Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Competitive editing of Wikipedia pages has been thrust into the open of late, with eager minions toiling in the bowels of News Group, our own dear, dear Labour party, old Uncle Tom Cobbleigh and all doing their bit to censor information. Do a google news search for more of the same.

Anyway, over in the Land of the Rising Sun, an eager peon at the Imperial Household Agency has just received "a 'severe' verbal warning" for editing out a line in Wikipedia Japanese that was critical of the Agency. I would love to be able say that this was because the Agency values freedom of expression, is open to debate and so forth, but in near conclusive proof that no good deed goes unpunished, the wretch has been carpeted because "The use of computers for purposes other than administrative clerical work is banned". Source.

Sigh.....

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