<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/14058325?origin\x3dhttp://croydonian.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Meanwhile, North of the Border

Thursday, April 08, 2010
I suspect that few of us this side of the border pay much heed to what happens in Scotland, so I am taking the liberty of passing on this nugget from The Scotsman to a smaller audience:

"The Conservatives will today provide further evidence of their campaigning fire-power as Annabel Goldie takes to the air in a frenetic attempt to visit all their Scottish target seats in a day....The Conservatives' airborne style is in marked contrast to the more low-key Labour campaign which has already acknowledged it cannot hope to keep pace with their better-funded Tory rivals. The Scottish campaign yesterday sought to make a virtue of necessity, revealing how it planned to use party members to phone up one million voters...Conservatives in Scotland are sensitive to claims they are outspending Labour, pointing out how they are self-funding. One senior source said: "All the money we spend was raised in Scotland. We don't get money from down south."

Interesting, no?  For the record, I remain a conviction unionist, and hope that the Unionists under the doughty Mrs Goldie will deliver a few more seats for the cause.

Labels: ,

Politics Home's Lockerbie poll

Monday, August 24, 2009
Those nice people at Politics Home have polled the nation on the Megrahi decision, and here are the headline figures, by party, as to approval or disapproval of his early release:


It is rather encouraging that supoprt or otherwise conforms, roughly to the pattern one would expect, with Tories the least pleased, and LDs the nearest to being gruntled.

Unfortunately there is no published detail on what Scottish, as opposed to UK, voters think about the decision and the impact on Salmond's merry band north of the border.

Labels: , ,

Great press releases of our time

Saturday, October 04, 2008
From the TUC:

"Commenting on Peter Mandelson's return to government as Secretary of State for BERR, TUC General Secretary Brendan Barber said:

"At this time of massive economic uncertainty when millions fear for their jobs and living standards, it is vital that their interests are central to the Government concerns, and I look forward to working with Peter Mandelson, as he takes up this crucial post, to help ensure that happens."

That was really worth doing, wasn't it?

For what it is worth, I think it is is a comparatively wise move by the Useless One as the one time street corner seller of the Morning Star and Soviet Weekly, whatever his personal failings, at least knows what he is doing. Tis a shame his Hartlepool 'I will survive' speech isn't on youtube, as that always raises a laigh.

Labels: ,

Exacerbating the West Lothian question

Monday, March 03, 2008
Would appear to be Lib Dem policy:

"Clegg, who is the first English Lib Dem leader to address the Scottish conference in nine years (1), said he wanted to double the number of Scottish MPs at Westminster within two elections".

Well, he didn't say LD MPs, did he? So that means 118 of them.....

(1) - Erm, because the previous two have been Caledonians?

Labels: ,

Absolutely pitiful.

Friday, November 23, 2007
How did the US of A celebrate the Bicentennial? Extensively: "The Bicentennial of the United States of America went on for months and is remembered by people of the time as a major cultural event". I remember it reasonably well, although I was all of nine at the time.

How did the French celebrate the 200th anniversary of the storming of the Bastille? Extensively: "1989 :France celebrates 200th anniversary of French Revolution, notably with a monumental show on the Champs-Elysées in Paris, directed by French designer Jean-Paul Goude. President François Mitterrand hosts world leaders".

And how has the 300th anniversary of the foundation of the United Kingdom been marked? (With thanks to Tony Sharp for pointing out it is the 300th, not the 200th anniversary as I had originally written. Memo to self - festina lente)

Tony Baldry: To ask the Secretary of State for Scotland what plans the Government have for celebrating the Act of Union of 1707.

David Cairns: The Government have supported a number of commemorative events to celebrate the Act of Union of 1707, including:

  • a commemorative two-pound coin;
  • an historical exhibition, “Making the Act of Union 1707”, in the Royal Gallery, House of Lords, which then transferred to the Scottish Parliament.
  • a treaty of union debating competition organised by the English-Speaking Union;
  • an arts outreach project on the theme “Tales of the United Kingdom” organised by The Prince of Wales's Arts & Kids Foundation;
  • a plaque commemorating the Act of Union 1707 in St. Stephen's Hall in the Palace of Westminster; and
  • the naming of a mainline train, “Treaty of Union”.




Labels:

Petition o' the day

Friday, November 09, 2007
NOT for what is being petitioned, but more who - apparently - is petitioning:

"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Review fuel duty. In the light of ever increasing wholesale fuel prices, the detrimental effect of the dollar/ pound exchange rate and the increasing government revenue, the duty on fuel should now be reviewed".

A reasonable enough thing to petition on, if one forgets that the entire petitioning process is a colossal waste of time and ignored by the Prime Minister, but it was created by Brian Souter.

Who he? Well, the Brian Souter is CEO of Stagecoach, the transport company. Stagecoach the company does not make political donations, so there is no scope for making mock of how little the company having got such a poor deal for its money (no peerage, nothing..) that it is reduced to hanging out with the proles on a petition site that is little, if anything more than a stunt. However, Souter the man has given the SNP £500,000.

Always supposing etc etc, does Stagecoach allow its people to engage in political lobbying, or indeed to use the internet for personal reasons? Perhaps he will be getting a stern talking to from Personnel....

Labels: ,

CWF Forthright Debate: The Future of the Union

Thursday, October 18, 2007
I attended a Conservative Way Forward debate on the Union last night, addressed by David Mundell, our man in Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale & Tweeddale, Matthew Parris and Alun Cairns, our man for SW Wales in the Welsh Assembly.

Given the quality of the panel and the importance of the topic, I was a little disappointed that the turn out was 40-50 ish. Ben from 18 Doughty Street was there filming it, so I imagine it will be available for viewing ere long. Anyway, for those who cannot wait, the following is my attempt to craft a half way sensible narrative from my rough notes.

David Mundell

I am not the only Conservative in Scotland, but at present the only MP. However, Scotland is *not* a hopeless case for us. John Lamont took Roxburgh from the Liberal Democrats in the May Scottish elections, the Westminster seat having been Lib Dem for 40 years, and he did it in the traditional way by doorstop campaigning. While our position in Scotland is not as good as we might hope, the outlook is not bleak. The same holds true in local government, and it has to be conceded that we have been helped by the STV system - there are Tories on North Lanarkshire Council and on virtually all Scottish councils. (Having checked, there is a Tory, singular) Moreover, all Scots have the chance to vote for a Conservative. While we are not where we would want to be, we have 17 MSPs, including the Presiding Officer (speaker).

Interruption from Jonathan Isaby : 'He's an old Etonian'. To which Mundell rebutted, 'it shows how inclusive the Scots Tories are...'

So, the Union. We want it to continue, but it has to evolve. It is now 300 years old, but with the anniversary's marking so muted, one would scarcely have realised. Gordon Brown announced a £2 commmemorative coin that cost £14 to buy... It is important to have a greater understanding of the Union, as it has brought stability and prosperity on both sides of the border . While the Scots know the difference between 'Scottish' and 'British', the English are less able to split 'English' from 'British'. The reality in Scotland is not as it is sometimes seen in London - there is 25% support for independence, a figure that has been much the same for 25 years. While there is a desire for greater independence, there is little sign of a greater desire for separation. The Scottish Parliament is comparatively popular, but the Lib/Lab coalition that ran it until May was a lowest common denomination coalition, and Labour in London effectively had a veto. The prospective 'New Age of Enlightenment' did not come about, and while things have not gone sour, they have gone stale, and that disenchantment manifested itself in May. It was a vote for change, and as the largest opposition party the SNP benefited, with this not a vote for independence.

Salmond has 47 of the 129 seats, and cannot legislate without the support of other parties, still less push for independence. However, he has promoted 'The Big Conversation', which 'consults' on the constitution and the like, and he has threatened to take this to England. Salmond has proved adept at stirring up mischief between London and Edinburgh, and no process for dealing with differential government was in place as an old pals act between Dewar / McConnell in Edinburgh and Blair in London kept things ticking over. Similar factors were at work in Wales between Alun Michael / Rhodri Morgan and Blair. Salmond has proved expert at grandstanding, and characterises the United Kingdom as doing down Scotland, as evidenced by the spat over the Libyan in jail over the Lockerbie bombing. There are other buttons that Salmond can press, and he is on the look out for issues to stir on (Note my post about nuclear energy the other day. C) The problem is the lack of understanding of the devolved settlement, and this gives the oxygen for these difficulties to be expanded upon.

However, these give us opportunities: the 17 of us, plus the SNP and the Greens gives a majority and the challenge is to use that positively. The SNP is not as left (or as prolier than though) as it is often painted, note the shares in Scottish Energy that had to be put in a blind trust... We are working with the SNP where we can promote conservative (small 'c') policies. Salmond is seeking to manipulate English nationalism, and that is perhaps the greatest threat to the Union. Consider the claim that Scotland is cutting class sizes to 18 - this was rubbished in Scotland but treated as fact in London. Likewise, the talk of free personal care for the old - there are court cases and waiting lists. Scotland is not a land of milk and honey. Salmond uses these matters to advance himself and to stoke resentment in England. The Union is more, much more than pounds, shillings and pence and there are links between Scotland and England that go way beyond the financial. The financial issues have ebbed and flowed over 300 years, and a pound less spent in Scotland does not equal a pound more spent in England. Differentials between parts of England are greater than between England and Scotland, and any needs-based post Barnett set up would see more spent on health in Scotland. Britain is greater than just England and Scotland, and is much, much greater than the sum of its parts.

Matthew Parris

(I had the opportunity to speak with Mr Parris prior to his address, and he is a man of immense charm and a rich source of anecdotes. A friend from university was his research assistant, and it was encouraging that the man I knew by proxy was the same in the flesh).

What David says is true, we will do better in Scotland, we will win more seats, but Tory policy to devolution is not seaworthy. It can be compared to the stance of the Partido Popular in Spain to Catalan separatism. It has accepted regional devolution in as far as it goes, in a reactive way, and in common with us, talks of a stance that evolves. However, maybe we need a revolutionary approach. The PP is associated with Madrid, Castille and the 'centre', and it has shrivelled in Catalonia (having checked, the PP has 14 seats out of 135 in Barcelona, and took 11% of the vote). The PP is seen as representing 'Spain' and the Left Catalonia. We are at risk of making the same mistake, as the Conservatives are seen in the same way in Scotland. I think that we need to move more towards a federation, and to quote that great conservative Lampedusa, "If you want things to stay as they are, things will have to change" (or in the original, and why not?, Se tutto deve rimanere com'è, è necessario che tutto cambi" C).

We could outflank Labour by going along with regionality, with a shared but separate identity. While opportunistic, this is also a real political philosophy. Can we do business with the SNP? If we yield to them they have the opportunity to become Scotland's right wing party. (The SNP was formed by the merger of the Scottish Party, which was right-ish, and the National Party of Scotland, which was left-ish. C)

A split, perhaps deliberately engineered, between the Scottish Tories and the Tories in the rest of the country would best serve Conservatism in Scotland (What I would call the Germany / Bavaria model. C), as otherwise English nationalism could be the accomplice of Scottish nationalism. A Scottish and rest of the UK Conservative parties could be good for both, and there are plenty of areas where a Scottish Conservative party could act alone an in the interests of Scotland rather than the UK, so the final question is whether the Conservatives can successfully pursue an approach between what we have now and prospective Scottish independence.

Alun Cairns

Why did the Welsh Conservatives fare so badly, and why are things now improving? We were wiped out in '97, and we were seen as an English party in Wales, and /that/ footage of Redwood has been replayed ad nauseam. (According to his biography, Mr Cairns is fluent in Welsh, and he certainly sounds very Cambrian. C).

At the time of the Assembly referendum, the Conservatives were the only party to oppose it. The plebiscite was nearly lost by pro-assembly forces - there were just 6000 votes in it. (From memory, only a quarter of the Welsh electorate voted for an assembly. C) As Hague puts it, 'Good generals do not fight yesterday's battles', and we have to accept the settlement. While I am not personally in favour of the Assembly or PR, they have served us well in Wales, and the Welsh Conservatives have accepted them.

Under Alan Michaels' administration, only the Tories were opposing leftism, and this underlined our apparent lack of Welshness. Faced with the first Assembly elections, we opted for a 'preferendum' in out platform, with this compromise allowing us to be united and thus to present policies on day to day issues, and not get caught up on policy towards devolution and independence. Our comparative success since then has been due to that settlement. David Davies (Monmouth, not Haltemprice. C) would have liked to have had a referendum, but now accepts the settlement. While we could abolition of the Assembly central to our platform, instead we have opted to give the Left the necessary rope. We are campaigning positively, scrutinising, pressing etc and believe that we can squeeze Plaid Cymru. PC is small 'c' conservative in West Wales, but leftish in the Valleys. We are attracting the small 'c' PC voters, and pushing PC into being a left wing party, by being alone in offering conservative policies.

Labour is worried about the logic that Wales should, post-Assembly have fewer MPs, as it gains from over-representation in Wales. A re-balancing (as in Scotland. C) would strengthen the union. For Wales to accept that quid pro quo suggests that it has confidence in itself. Devolution needs the Tories as we are alone in offering opposition to the three left wing parties, and we can either lead, or follow the debate. Nick Bourne (Tory leader in the Assembly. C) has suggested a move to Edinburgh-style powers, and he has been able to show that we are serious, that our arguments are relevant and we are (again) seen as Welsh.

Labels:

Wee Eck and the Big Feartie - seconds out, round two

Tuesday, October 09, 2007
It looks as though what is pleased to call itself 'the Scottish Government' (as has been noted at the Devil's Kitchen) is really, really spoiling for a fight with what it refers to as 'the UK government'.

And what is the ostensible reason for the scrap? Nuclear power.

"The UK Government states that it has formed an initial view that new nuclear power stations are needed to ensure the security of energy supplies, and to tackle climate change....Our concern is that the UK Government has set out on a route to developing new nuclear power stations without adequately considering the alternatives, or indeed allowing the public to consider the alternatives as a part of this consultation. The reality is that the diversion of £ billions into nuclear power station development could have a significant adverse impact on research and development of long term clean energy alternatives to nuclear power. Unlike nuclear power, these clean energy alternatives are sustainable, and through export of energy and the related technologies could add hugely to Scotland's prosperity".


That our Caledonian neighbours are trying it on is not hugely surprising, and indeed, not hugely interesting, but the language it uses is.

There are no references to Westminster, national government or the United Kingdom (just 'the UK'), and one 'British' (British Energy, the company) in the publication called 'The Scottish Government’s response to the UK Government Consultation on the “Future of Nuclear Power”', but manages to fit in upwards of 90 references to Scotland and Scottish (excluding the footnotes) in around 3,600 words - let's say one 'scot' per 40 words. Think they might be suffering from a collective chip on the shoulder? The overall effect is rather like being trapped by the pub bore.... Anyway, at the risk of over-interpretation, language has consequences, and 'UK government' is a vastly colder phrase than 'the British government' and I do not doubt that the terminology has been chosen very deliberately.

Labels: ,

I think he means Broon, Darling and the rest of that merry gang of Picts.

Monday, September 17, 2007
Somehow a rather comic petition has snuck past the generally humourless censors at Petitions HQ:

"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Grant Government Funding to Rebuild Hadrians Wall".

And the petitioner elaborates:

"This important monument has been allowed to fall into disrepair. The effects of the demise of this once great defence of the English realm can be witnessed by the prescence (sic) in parliament of so many of the peoples once resident to the north of the wall. It needs rebuilding and restoring to its former purpose of safeguarding the English from the further marauding invasions of those who should be excluded".

If it keeps Broon, Darling and the rest of the McMafia well away from these parts, I'm all for it. I imagine that Alec Salmond might favour the wall for keeping we English types out too.

Labels: ,

Even more dumbing down

Thursday, February 15, 2007
That I am Unionist is well known, but were I not I think it would be big ask to find anything more insulting than an item in The Daily Record on the SNP's broadcasting plans.

Were Scotland to gain independence, among the other possible trappings, it would seek to have a Scottish Broadcasting Corporation. Seems reasonable - I do not suppose Slovenes tune in to Belgrade broadcast TV any longer, Kievans to Moscow etc etc. The Record quotes that woman Jowell to the effect that a license fee would cost £250 to 'match the output of the BBC'. A number of issues arise - the SBC could be pay per view, it could take adverts etc etc, the BBC could sell programmes cheaply to SBC. After all, if the Dutch and our Hibernian neighbours can pick up the BBC for nada, it seems more than likely that trasmitters covering Ulster and Northumberland would be more than powerful enough to facilitate signals viewable in the Central Belt where some three quarters of the population reside. I will concede that the digital switchover might well make that harder, but I doubt the problems would be insurmountable. If the BBC had a choice between flogging its output to SBC at a knockdown price in order to reach the Highlands and Islands and get some money back, or charging a fee that would not be paid by Edinburgh as most of the population were free-riding, the outcome is blindingly predictable

Meanwhile, quite how shameful would it be to fight a referendum with the slogan 'Stick with the Union so you can watch EastEnders'?

Labels: ,

Gordon Brown - go to the back of the class, don the dunce's cap and stay there.

Saturday, January 13, 2007
After having written out five hundred times, 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'.

In his piece in the 'graph today he writes "when our country is being challenged in Scotland, Wales and now England by secessionists" and uses 'Britain' or 'Great Britain' some four times before he refers to the United Kingdom, although a helpful sub-editor has entitled the article 'We need a United Kingdom'.

I will accept no lectures on the Union from Brown until the party he aspires to lead ceases to reject membership applications from Ulster.

Labels: ,

Sale bargains on political websites

Wednesday, January 03, 2007
While researching Labour leadership election rules, I stumbled upon seasonal markdowns by the Labour Party (alas they did not include 'principles', 'integrity' or 'competence'), with two bargains to be had - an umbrella (perhaps they really think that global warming has kicked in?), and the amusingly titled election victory DVD called, get this, 'A Chance to Serve'. Presumably they mean the electorate, rather than the People's Party itself.

The Tory site is amusing in a left field manner in that it takes you off to the now Dale-less Politicos, and with sufficient jabbing at the F5 button it leads with books on De Valera and Bill Clinton. I'm not making this up, and have a screen capture to prove it.

The Yellow Peril do not seem to have wised up to e-commerce, but I guess that is no surprise. The SNP is big on umbrellas, although it is not marking them down, but the more copies of 'Talking Independence' you fork out for, the cheaper they get. Plaidcymru.org does not work, and cyber squatters hold Plaidcymru.com. Very impressive boyos.

Labels: , , ,

Scots having trouble holding their drink...

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

To such an extent that a poll in The Scotsman suggests heavy support for heading towards a Swedish model - 71% are in favour of restricting the availability of alcohol.

The shade of John Knox appears to have risen up, judging from the gallery of ghastly lobbyists etc that the paper quotes, my 'favourite' being someone from Alcohol Focus (very easy - lift up drink and look at it. Wear glasses or lenses if results are poor) : "We want to see an end to all cut-price, heavily discounted offers and an end to the favourable excise duty for cider that enables high-strength ciders to be sold cheaply". Righty-ho, how heavy is 'heavily discounted'? Would the £10 off two bottles of malt that I availed myself of the other day count? A close second is some other character who thinks that there are too many pubs and licences should be restricted. Erm, won't that just encourage more barn sized pubs? To adapt what a 19th century bishop said when the licenced trade was under attack then, "Better Scotland free than Scotland sober".

Labels: , ,