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The Disintegration of Yugoslavia, pt 306

Wednesday, December 09, 2009
This, from Blic:

"Argumentation by Croatian representative Andreja Metelko Zgombic before the International Court of Justice in The Hague in which she insisted on constitutional right to secession by the autonomous province of former SFRY was taken in Belgrade as a ‘serious blow’ and as an ‘act of hostility’ that Serbia shall have to respond to, ‘Blic’ was told by well informed circles in Belgrade. In Serbia the argumentation in favor of Kosovo secession was understood as alluding to Vojvodina. 

Here is a 1990 ethnic map of Yugoslavia:



It would appear there are (were...) plenty of Croats in the Vojvodina, which is what Zgombic is alluding to, I would thinkThe most recent census has it at 2.5%.

Note, however, the green patches in Slavonia and Dalmatia where Serbs were a majority, these roughly equating to the Hapsburg military frontier, Serbs having been encouraged to settle there some centuries back.  Perhaps Zgombic is in favour of self-determination for Karlovacka, Sisacko-Moslavacka and Zadarska, inter alia, these having a historic Serb majority, per the map above.  Even if this were to be the case, let us revisit Operation Storm, wherein Croatia achieved the following: "Approximately 150,000 to 200,000 Serbs fled approaching Croat forces to Serb-held parts of Bosnia and Serbia. The European Union Special Envoy to the Former Yugoslavia Carl Bildt called it on Aug. 7, 1995, "the most efficient ethnic cleansing we've seen in the Balkans".  Still, everyone seems to have forgotten about that.....

It might not be a popular to have any sympathies with the national aspirations of the Serbs, but the sooner the ridiculous entity of Bosnia Herzegovina is dismantled and Republika Srpska joined to Serbia proper the better.
   

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Just the thing for today's thrusting young executive

Thursday, October 29, 2009
Behold, 'the environmentally friendly bag for businessmen from Croatia...to be exhibited in London.

The "Tkanica" ethno bag made by weavers from the "Tkanica" association of weavers from Knin, Sibenik- Knin County will be presented at the handicrafts exhibition at Croatian embassy to London from 9 – 12 November'.


Are you ready for this?



(Apologies for the lousy photo


Erm, not very FTSE 100, is it?

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Coal black, or perhaps, grass green irony of the day

Thursday, September 24, 2009
From the Croatian Times.  If this does not succeed in raising at least a smile, a brain scan might be in order.

"Zagreb environmental activists from Green Action, a non-governmental organization (NGO) for environmental protection, are afraid they will be forced to close....Green Action held a protest performance in front of the ministry building in March. Their aim was to get the Ministry to implement the law on waste in better fashion.

They had 50 packages of paint and spray in the shape of a question mark there for several hours.  Now the ministry is charging with disposal of dangerous environmental waste.  Green Action may face a fine ranging from 350,000 kunas (48,000 Euros) to 800,000 kunas (110,000 Euros)".  


I'm still sniggering.

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Derailing the United States of Europe - a tip from Croatia

Thursday, June 25, 2009
From the Croatian Times:

"Croatian Prime Minister Ivo Sanader said today (Thurs) the ideal of a united Europe would never be realised if Croatia failed to become a member of the European Union (EU)....Sanader added: "If they give up on Croatia’s accession, they will give up on the ideal of a united Europe because the EU will have only a small chance of surviving if it is based only on the principles of its founding countries."

And he says that like it is a bad thing...

(Croatia and Slovenia are in the middle of a spat over a couple of square inches of territory claimed by both states).

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Failing Democracy 101

Wednesday, May 27, 2009
(Pauses to check that the good folk over at An All Seeing Eye have not beaten me to this one, ASE and meself both being fans of the Croatian Times).

If anyone thought that some of the nonsense our MPs have been spouting about 'honest mistakes' and so forth was pushing the envelope for credibility, note this:

"Croatian Democratic Union (HDZ) member Emil Grgec has manipulated a local election list in Oroslavje in Krapina-Zagorje county. [He] confessed in court yesterday that he had put the names of fictitious and death people on the list in April, Hina news agency has reported...Grgec claimed he was unaware that what he had done was a criminal act and apologised. He added he had thought no one would notice anything".

Shades of Bart Simpson: 'I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!'

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Election platform o' the year

Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Step up Josko Risa, independent candidate for the mayoralty of the southern Croatian town of Prolozac (there's a joke about lifting depression in there somewhere) :

"A politician running with the slogan "All for me, nothing for you" has made it into the second round of local elections...Independent candidate Josko Kraljevic Risa also campaigned using the slogan "It is definitely going to be better for me, but will be the same for you... "I've promised my wife Karmelita that Prolozac will be like our family business", Risa told the online edition of the daily newspaper Jutarnji List yesterday (Mon)".

I can't place the author of the definition of an honest politician as being one who once bribed stays bribed, which is a shame. Meanwhile, it is pretty tragic that after less than 20 years of independence, democracy and so forth that the Croats are so disillusioned in the electoral process.

Having discovered this nifty source of central European news, I will add this:

"Communist authorities in the former Czechoslovakia planned to build a tunnel under Austria and Slovenia to the Adriatic Sea, it has emerged. Czech media reported today (Weds) that the planned tunnel would have been [255 miles] long running between Ceske Budejovice in what is today the Czech Republic to Koper in Slovenia. The plans date back to 1975 but experts say they never got off the ground for political and financial reasons".

A little light googling suggests that the longest tunnel for human traffic is a Japanese railway tunnel 33.5 miles long, so the Czechoslovaks were hardly lacking in ambition, if rather lacking anything approaching sense or the mastering of the concept of cost / benefit analyses.

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Headline o' the day

Thursday, October 09, 2008
"IDS calls for national unity government".

Crikey, the quiet man would appear to be really turning up the heat, but for this actually being the Istarski demokratski sabor or Istrian Democratic Assembly. The story, for a day or so at least, can be found here.

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Great corrections of our time

Monday, April 07, 2008
From Hina, the Croatian news agency:

'Please note that the first sentence of the news item headlined 'Residents of Zagreb best joke-tellers in Croatia - survey' should read correctly: 'Residents of Zagreb are the most successful in telling jokes in Croatia', according to a survey [in] the Croatian edition of Reader's Digest recently conducted'.

I can just imagine that Hina was deluged with e-mails from Outraged of Osijek and Disgusted of Daruvar moaning that they told much funnier jokes than Zagrebites, and the Reader's Digest tale had been horribly distorted. Furthermore, perhaps the good people of Split, Pula or wherever are much better than Zagrebites at telling jokes when not in Croatia?

I do wonder how they measured success in joke telling. Remembering the punch line? Not telling jokes reliant upon knowledge of recherché sexual practices when trying to amuse maiden aunts? Volume of laughter? Duration of laughter?

Any Croat jokes (in translation...) would be gratefully received. At one point I was doing a re-write of Lear's 'Old man with a beard' limerick involving sundry Balkan nationalities, but it never got beyond private beta testing because it was not very funny.

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Balkan shenanigans....

Thursday, October 18, 2007
If I had to guess which post-Yugoslavia states were the least friendly, I would nominate Serbia and Croatia (after Serbia and Bosnia Herzegovina, naturally), what with the series of wars fought between the two, ending with the expulsion of some 200,000 Serbs from the Krajina and elsewhere at the culmination of Operation Storm. And that is before any consideration of the remarkably bad blood between Croatia and Serbia from the War and before.

Anyway, Serbia has just voted for Croatia to be a non-permanent member of the UN security council, as did all of the states in the region, apart, apparently, from Slovenia. And Croatia and Slovenia have seemed to be fairly chummy of late, and if this is pay back for a border dispute involving one house, it seems a tad excessive as a response.

The details on the Serb and Slovene votes are up at Hina.hr, but it is not possible to link to the individual stories.

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The country where the promise of a new tax is cheered

Wednesday, May 02, 2007
In this case, Croatia, with the tax in question being capital gains tax.

Stipe Mesic, president of Croatia is behind this idea, and a May Day rally in Zagreb cheered the idea to the echo. As ever, the tax is not popular because of concern for sound money or somesuch, but rather because of its facilitating of a nice bit of class war: "Mesic said that some of the capital stolen in the process of privatisation could be returned by imposing taxes on capital gain and large inheritances".

Pretty odd for a former Christian Democrat.

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EU bits and bobs

Saturday, March 24, 2007
Firstly, the liberation of our marines and sailors by the Tehran regime must be assured as the EU, showing a fine command of the niceties of military nomenclature has demanded the "immediate release of the 15 British soldiers arrested yesterday" Source.

Elsewhere, a novel piece of interpretation by the Croats of the machinations of the EU: "The fact that enlargement is not mentioned in the declaration which EU leaders will adopt in Berlin on Sunday on the 50th anniversary of the Treaty of Rome is excellent news for Croatia because it is understood that Croatia is the EU's 28th member, Prime Minister Ivo Sanader said in Berlin on Saturday". Source

Oh aye.

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Our straight talking man in Zagreb

Tuesday, February 20, 2007
That the Croats are mulling on EU membership is hardly news, but I feel this pearl from our man in Zagreb deserves an audience:

"British Ambassador John Ramsden said that there were also Euro-sceptics in his country". (Source)

Meanwhile Italy and Croatia have made nice over the spat the other day.

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A falling out twixt Italy and Croatia..

Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Italy and Croatia do not share a border, but they are near neighbours and seem to have fallen out over the Istrian peninsula. For non-cartographic obsessives, here it is:


The peninsula was controlled by the Italians from 1919 until the end of the second world war when it was awarded to Yugoslavia. As with much of Mitteleuropa, it was ethnically mixed and Fiume / Rijeka was a largely Italian city with a Croat hinterland.



The close of the war and its aftermath got a bit messy, and depending on who you prefer to believe, the Croats regained part of their historic homeland or the Italians were ethnically cleansed, massacred etc etc. Pretty much par for the course with the post-war settling of scores, alas. So far, so sixty years ago.

However, "[Italian President Giorgio] Napolitano said the drama of the Giulian-Dalmatian people had been caused by the "bloodthirsty Slavic hatred and rage". Not very diplomatic, even though he was speaking to a small audience in the wake of having "presented decorations to the families of 30 victims, including the last Italian chief of police of the central coastal city of Zadar, Vincenzo Serrentino, who was shot by the Partisans".

The Croats (from where we get the word 'cravat'. Fascinating, huh?) responded thus: "These claims, in which one cannot but see elements of open racism, historical revisionism and political revenge-seeking...The President of the Republic believes that questioning the Peace Treaty that was signed by Italy in 1947 is appalling and potentially very dangerous. Does anyone need to be reminded what the harangue against the peace treaty from Versailles, which ended the First World War, had triggered off?"

Meanwhile Rijeka / Fiume has a regionalist movement of sorts, seeking Hamburg-style Freistadt status within Croatia, complete with a really messy website.

In the spirit of European reconciliation, perhaps I should draw a veil over the unwilling Sudtyrolers forced into becoming Italians and the enthusiastic emptying of the Krajina of Serbs by the Croats....

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