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Stunning poll finding o' the day. And a curious poll about cereals

Wednesday, November 04, 2009
The Plain people of France have been asked whether they think the various pre-Sarko presidents of the Fifth Republic were 'good presidents'.

Guess who scored highest, at a knockout 87%?

Here's a hint (1):



Next up is Pompidou, he of the Centre, at 74%.  Given that both he and Le Général died before maybe half the current French population were born, either history is taught well Transmanche, or France is a nation of liars for venturing opinions.  The unspeakably odious Mitterand manages 67%, so presumably ignoring the phone calls of his suicidal PM and friend Bérégovoy does not count as making a bad president.  Chirac rates 60% approval, and everyone's favourite fantasist - Giscard - manages 54%.

Sticking with presidents, the Mighty Sarko is looking well placed for 2012, as of those polled, 72% of his 2006 voters are sticking with him, whereas only 57% of Royal-istes will vote Aubry.  10% have sheared off to support the new wave Trot candidate Besancenot, and 9% right winger De Villepin, if he runs.  bayrou has blown it, with only 52% of his 2006 voters still prepared to vote for him  

And since the French media is awash with polls, here's another one: 80% of Gauls want schoolchildren to learn la Marseillaise.  (Maybe they have some furrows they need watering with impure blood).  18-24 year olds are the least keen (67%) and oldsters the most (89%).  That 77% of Trots agree is rather amusing, and that 36% of Greens are anti is no great surprise.

And final survey of the day, the all important questions on attitudes to cereals.  As God is my witness, I am not making this up. 41% think they taste good, and 23% think they taste bad.  Really.  Gauls cook cereals with meat (85%), fish (62%) and with salad (57%).  33% think they make a lousy substitute for vegetables, and 60% fear they lack recipes for it.  Apparently 97% Gauls know nothing of corn beyond the name, likewise 95% for maize.    


(1 - I've seen the cross at Colombey-les-Deux-Églises from afar - it is very impressive, as it should be at 164ft tall ) 

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Classy politician o' the day - the Mayor of Kiev

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
From Ha'aretz:

"No monument stands over Babi Yar" - may once again be an accurate reflection of reality if Kiev's municipality carries out its plan to build a hotel on the memorial site of one of the most notorious massacres of Jews during the Holocaust. On September 29 and 30, 1941, German SS troops, supported by other German units and local collaborators, gathered 33,771 Jewish civilians at the ravine outside Kiev and murdered them with machine guns....Last week, however, the Kiev municipality approved a plan to build 28 hotels to accommodate the tens of thousands of visitors expected for soccer's 2012 European Championships. One of these hotels is planned to be set up on the Babi Yar site, now in a residential area of Kiev. Kiev Mayor Leonid Chernovetskyi has reportedly been interested in turning his city's remaining green space into real estate and is taking advantage of Euro 2012 to implement his plan, city sources said". 


Babi Yar is probably best known from its reference in D.M.Thomas's 'The White Hotel', a well-received novel from 1981, which - shall we say - was quite free in its use of material from Kuznetzov's memoir 'Babi Yar'. Both merit reading.

I would hope that people would not wish to work above an ossuary or to stay in a hotel built on a foundation of human bones.

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Something else interesting said in the European 'parliament'.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009
By now - presumably - we have all had the pleasure of seeing Dan Hannan eviscerating Brown, so here's a fresh outbreak of Brussels-related newsworthiness:

"Jean-Marie Le Pen again claimed in the European Parliament that it was “evident” that the gas chambers were a “detail” in WW2".

One might think that there were more important things to be discussed than establishing a hierarchy of the historical importance of the events of the war. However, one might note that the Normandy landings and the liberation of Paris are pretty peripheral to the Russian view of the war.

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The country where they give honours to Honecker

Monday, July 21, 2008
Remember Erich Honecker? The deeply odious leader of the German Democratic Republic and father of the Berlin Wall? He has, thankfully, been powering the central heating in the infernal regions for about 14 years.

His scumbag wife is still desecrating the world with her presence, and normally resides in Chile (what is it with that place?) on a state pension from the Federal Republic. She was not some little woman waiting at home for the vile Erich, but the Education Minister of the DDR for 26 years. I have seen extracts of text books from the DDR, and maths questions would involve tractors carrying beet from various fields to the collective farms. I am NOT making this up. So, Not One of Us.

However, Margot is on holiday in Nicaragua and they appear to be having quite the Sandinista / Sandalista reunion at the moment:

"Margot Honecker...was awarded a top Nicaraguan honor for her work on a 1980s literacy campaign....[She] reportedly also received the Rubén Diario honor for her husband's services to the people of the Central American country."He showed such solidarity and particular caring interest in the free people of Nicaragua," said the wife and spokeswoman of President Ortega, Rosario Murillo, adding that Honecker had supported the first Sandinista government back in the 1980s".

Seethe, seethe. Oh yes, and Victory to the Contras.

I hope she gets kicked out of the plane home at 30,000 feet.

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Shameless lawyer of the, erm, day

Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Meet Thorkild Høyer, defence lawyer for seven Danish T-shirt sellers. The waggish t-shirt sellers thought it would be a really good idea to print up t-shirts with FARC and PFLP (of which more later) logos and so on, and then to send some of the profits on to said terrorist groups. More here. The article does not describe how the Danes got funds to FARC & the PFLP - I do not suppose they have websites with PayPal donation links, although stranger things have been known.

Anyway, onward: "The defendants have argued that the groups are resistance movements comparable with Denmark's own Nazi resistance groups during the Second World War". And Høyer: "'The PFLP and FARC are neither angels nor demons, but they need to be understood in context. Civilians, women and children all died during allied bombings during the Second World War. But does that mean the Allies' fight against Nazism was terrorism?".

Do you suppose he tells his mother he plays a piano in a whorehouse rather than admit to his day job?

First, the PFLP, which does have a website - the name and the suffix .ps - but it has exceeded its bandwidth: historically it favoured hijacking of aeroplanes, but nowadays prefers to employ homicide bombers. The organisation is Marxist Leninist, and on US and EU terrorist lists. It does make rather better use of graphic arts and iconography than most terrorist groups, not that aesthetic refinement makes them any less vicious.

And FARC: "FARC has financed itself through kidnapping ransoms, extortion, drug trafficking which includes but it is not limited to coca plant harvesting, protection of their crops, processing of coca leaves to manufacture cocaine, and drug trade protection. Businesses operating in rural areas, including agricultural, oil, and mining interests, were required to pay "vaccines" (monthly payments) which "protected" them from subsequent attacks and kidnappings"....The FARC-EP has employed vehicle bombings, gas cylinder bombs, killings, landmines, kidnapping, extortion, hijacking, as well as guerrilla and conventional military action against Colombian political, military, and economic targets, to attack those it considers a threat to its movement....A February 2005 report from the United Nations' High Commissioner for Human Rights mentioned that, during 2004, "FARC-EP continued to commit grave breaches [of human rights] such as murders of protected persons, torture and hostage-taking, which affected many civilians, including women, returnees, boys and girls, and ethnic groups".

So, *nice* people, and furthermore not exactly in need of the money: "Over time, fewer recruits joined the organization for ideological reasons, but rather as a means to escape poverty and unemployment. "FARC's narcotics-related income for 1995 reportedly totaled $647 million."[cite this quote] Although the FARC rarely provides a regular cash pay to the majority of its members, per capita income for Colombian guerrilla fighters has at times been calculated to reach at least 40 times the national average". (Wiki notes lack of citation here)


And the Danish Resistance, what did it get up to? Mainly spying and sabotage, from what I can discover, with the odd killing of an informant. More on Holger Dansk and the Bourgeois Partisans (yes, really) here.


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Scumbag of the year

Tuesday, November 06, 2007
And it should be straight to the Eighth Circle of Hell for the German bank clerk, not named in the report, who stole money from piggy banks a number of small children had delivered to her institution.

Instead she got a suspended six month sentence and lost her job.

A bit of digging reveals that Brecht hailed from the same city, and rather than wheel out a re-working of 'unhappy the land', I'll opt for Poverty makes you sad as well as wise”. There's probably a bad joke about Augsburg Fuggers to be had too, but a veil will be drawn across that.

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Do you suppose he is on inverse performance-related pay?

Saturday, September 08, 2007
Robert Gabriel Mugabe clearly thinks he merits a fair scratch, income-wise, as he is giving himself quite the pay hike. He was budgeted to scrape by on Z$62,305,000.00 this year (about £124,000 at the official exchange rate) but this his been lifted to Z$1,462,305,000 (£2,898,182.13). Or somewhere in the region of a 2347% increase. More here, and a currency converter here. The reckoning is that the market exchange rate is around Z$400000 to the pound, so the scoundrel has gone from £156 p/a to about £3656.

Zim is currently running an inflation rate of 7600%, and the really cute bit is this:

"Mugabe invoked the Presidential Powers (Temporary Measures), decreeing that "no employer shall increase the remuneration of any employee on account of an increase in a consumer price index; on account of an increase in any official or unofficial rate at which the Zimbabwe dollar may be exchanged for any other currency, increase in a consumer price index and an increase in any official or unofficial rate at which the Zimbabwe dollar may be exchanged for any other currency."

What a nice man.

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