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To the hills, to the hills - the Vikings are coming. Ish.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009
From that perennial source of interesting things, English language Swedish daily, The Local (Thanks folks):

Sweden should consider joining its Nordic neighbours in forming a five-country federation in order to increase the region’s weight on the international stage, a Swedish historian proposes.

A union between the five Nordic countries – Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, and Iceland – would give them a seat at big international gatherings, writes social scientist, historian, and author Gunnar Wetterberg...

In proposing the creation of a Nordic 'bloc of ice', Wetterberg suggests that Denmark’s Queen Margrethe II would be the union’s obvious leader, drawing parallels between the Kalmar Union, which united Sweden, Denmark, and Norway from 1397 to 1523 and was governed by the Danish Queen Margareta. 

The Union of Kalmar looked rather like this:



Note that our Scandiwegian friends held both the Orkneys and the Shetlands at the time, so that would stuff Scotland's oil-based dreams in a fairly big way. 

Were I Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden, or come to that, Harald V of Norway, I'd be a bit miffed that the Danes get the catbird seat.  However, if memory serves, Queen Margareta has the distinction of having translated Camus into Danish, which makes her rather more of an intellectual than the average crowned head.

Our doughty social historian has spotted a few holes in his plan, however:

"He admits, however, that language might be a problem. “One solution would be to have all students learn another Nordic language from the start, in addition to their mother tongue,” he proposes. He believes that a unified Nordic region is completely realistic, “not least because of Swedish arrogance has subsided in recent decades”.

Erm, can't say I was aware of that.

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French in 'good idea' shocker

Friday, July 24, 2009
From Libé, one in the eye for idiots 'extreme' tourists:

"French people who travel, in spite of warnings, to dangerous zones, could be made to pay 'some or all of the costs' incurred in rescuing them....The proposed law is inspired by similar legislation that already exists in Germany".

Fine by me, and I would like something similar in these parts, as I rather resent the prospect of paying to rescue those cretins who think that a bit of boating off the Horn of Africa, pitching a tent in Waziristan etc is a great way to spend their spare time.

A commentator has noted in the original article, the average tripper may not have the wherewithal to pay for the French equivalent of the SAS to bail them out, let alone the cost of several hours of avgas for a Transall C-160. Still, it *might* make a few folk weigh up the consequences of their actions.

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Foolish idea o' the day

Friday, July 17, 2009
It's that man Dykes again:

"To ask Her Majesty's Government whether they will introduce special codes and colours on food labelling for use by schoolchildren".

The answer, fortunately, boiled down to 'no'.

However always supposing Dykes had his druthers, there would be the scope for all sorts of unintended amusement - rugrat-friendly traffic light symbols on gourmand-sized pots of beluga caviar, and at the other end of the scale, blended gunk for babies.

Further submissions would be most welcome.

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A modest proposal

Thursday, April 23, 2009
I am not hugely impressed by the car scrappage scheme, noting that none of the ten highest sellers are built in these parts, and thus most of the bounty will end up in Wolfsburg, Saarlouis, Zaragoza etc. And I do not have a car. Presumably Ford and Vauxhall build the odd component in these parts, but even so.

Anyway, some weeks back, a commentator in Der Spiegel suggested that for all the good it would do, there might as well by an amnesty for coffee machines. Now I have Bialetti moka pot, which is in solid working order, quick and produces as decent a cup as one can hope for without spending silly money, so I am not trading that in.

So, your suggestions, serious or deeply flippant, for product amnesties which would either rev up the economy (lack of free lunch notwithstanding) or add to the gaiety of the nation, please.

Copies of Labour Party manifestoes? Copies of 'Things can only get better'? The Dome?

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A modest proposal - or an opportunity for some EU ju-jitsu

Friday, October 10, 2008
From the European 'Parliament':

"Citizens could have a direct impact on EU law if the Lisbon Treaty comes into force if they can gather at least 1 million signatures from across the EU. The treaty would allow citizens to ask for new EU laws or a review of existing ones. MEPs recently discussed how the signatures would be collected, verified and what would be the legal obligation to act".

Ignore the caveats and it being dependent on Lisbon for now - are you thinking what I'm thinking?

If so, I bet it isn't what the author of the forthcoming report on the issue is thinking, for she is MEP Sylvia-Yvonne Kaufmann of the European United Left–Nordic Green Left, which hosts - inter alia Communists, Trots (only as associates, natch) and Sinn Fein. Not exactly my ideological confrères.. Further, Frau Kaufman represents Die Linke, the successor party to the SED, former rulers of the German 'Democratic' Republic.

And proving that you can make it up, she sits on the Committee on Civil Liberties, Justice and Home Affairs. Yes, really. In addition, she is part of the Delegation for relations with the Korean Peninsula. I'm sure Pyongyang must bring her out in a warm fuzzy glow of nostalgia.

Anyway, time to start collecting signatures?

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A modest proposal

Friday, September 12, 2008
"China is secretly buying US$300 million (HK$2.34 billion) of Costa Rican government bonds as part of an agreement by the central American country to cut diplomatic ties with Taiwan in favour of Beijing". Source

Odious, and frankly a rather poor show, but I suppose the Costa Ricans can be bought. Further Taiwan and PR China shenanigans noted previously can be found here.

Anyway, Costa Rica has a population of 4,195,914, (although it is listed as 1,234,567 on the CR wiki page. Good job I smelt a rat, eh readers?) Dear old Blighty musters around 61 million souls, sooo on a multiplier of 14.5, perhaps the PRC and Taiwan could be manouevered into a bidding war starting at about 4.4 billion dollars, or say $73 per head. Not quite an end to all our credit crunch woes, more a pub lunch for two, but if the sum is upweighted based on relative GDPs, it looks as though we are cooking, as the multiplier is then 106, so the bribe climbs to $31,701,000,000, or circa $520 per head.

How about it?

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