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Something for this year's Honours List winners to ponder

Monday, January 05, 2009
That I am none too keen on the honours system is a matter of record, and accordingly I take a great deal of pleasure from the refusal of Legions d'Honneur by a pair of French journos:

Françoise Fressoz (head political writer at Le Monde):

"Nothing in my professional work justifies such an honour".

Marie-Eve Malouines (head political writer at France Info):

"I can see nothing in my work which would justify such an honour, and that is why I consider myself obliged to to refuse this prestigious decoration".

As these two honourable ladies were gazetted without prior notification, it is not a case of the two of them trying to have their gateau, eat it and exhibit it at Olympia CakeEx, the way some types in these parts have done.

Hell will freeze over before some of the wretched time servers that fill out the honours list - alongside the usual selection of celebrities named to tickle the fancy of the Plain People of the United Kingdom - would consider such a thing.

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Honest Gordon - the Punter's Friend

Sunday, August 24, 2008
Broon has switched out of his usual garb into a tipster's country tweeds and trilby, and has a red hot tip for the nation's punters:

"Gordon Brown has predicted honours awards for British medalists in recognition of the country’s best Olympic performance for a century.

Speaking to the BBC in Beijing, the PM said that there had been “such spectacular successes” for team GB members that the honours system “is bound to recognise them”. Decisions on such awards are made by the Cabinet Office, with the sports honours committee due to meet in September".

Nice of the Nostradamus of Kirkcaldy to stick his neck out, as after all the PM has so little say in who gets which bauble at the twice yearly doling outs to the famous for being famous, long term placemen and women and the occasional token civilian.

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It is not what you know, it is who you know....

Wednesday, April 23, 2008
"The Queen has been graciously pleased to appoint His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales to be a Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter... The appointment of the Knights and Ladies of the Garter is in The Queen's gift".

There's a full list of those with access to the dressing up box here, the most intriguing bit being the list of crowned heads from abroad who sport the garter - Spain, Luxembourg, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Netherlands and Japan. Soo, no Belgians. Or Thais, sons of the desert, Swazis or Basotho, inter alia. Presumably Monaco is viewed as too trashy and Liechtenstein too small.

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Ed Milliband - Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

Thursday, March 13, 2008
"And proud we are of him"

Miliband jr has been crowned a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever WEF Young Global Leader, which is nice. Somehow I doubt he will be making much of this on his CV, although perhaps this will speed his entry into the next meeting of the Bilderberg Group / Trilateral Commission / Bohemian Grove / Elders of Zion etc etc.

Zac Goldsmith and Elisabeth Murdoch are newly anointed WEFYGLs too, but I would rather mock Miliband because he's a socialist.

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Automatic knighthoods for travel agents

Tuesday, January 16, 2007
It used to be the case, but apparently no more:

"British ambassadors and high commissioners who help arrange the Queen's state visits will no longer automatically receive knighthoods. The decision follows a streamlining in the number of knighthoods being awarded". (Telegraph, print only)

And some people wonder why I want the entire non-military honours system scrapped, bag, baggage, Bath and Garter.

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