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Money can't buy you love

Sunday, May 17, 2009
Pity our Uncle Sam. He hoses countries down with money, puts up with less than subtle support for terrorism, liberates / shields them from Ba'athist tyranny etc etc. And does he get any gratitude? Judge for yourselves with this chart abstracted from here, wherein this question was asked:

"Taking into account all the things which you think are important, how favourable or unfavourable is your overall opinion or impression of the United States?"

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Obama: the American Ségolène Royal.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Or so the lady herself would have it:

"Barack Obama's team spent two days at [my HQ] during my campaign. They adapted my method to the the American system".

As Libération puts it, 'it is easy to mock'. Just *a bit*.

In fairness, she caveats a little concerning the scale of things, although in Le Monde she goes further - "Yes, I inspired Obama and his team copied us”. I do not expect a namecheck for La Royal in his speech and Swedish bookmaker Betsson has the odds for words Obama will use in his inauguration speech (United States - 1.01, God Bless America 1.05, United Kingdom - 35.0, banana - 800.0, a four letter word beginning with F followed by off - 1000.0 etc etc), and there appears to be no market in 'France', 'Ségolène Royal', 'Desirs d'Avenir' etc etc. Maybe I should take this as insider knowledge and dive in and clean up?

Still, she has made some decidedly odd pronouncements in the past, so this is just another day at the office for the soi-disant Joan of Arc of Poitiers.

If nothing else, she continues to add to the gaiety of this nation as well as of her own, and I trust she will be providing me with amusement for many years to come, although I hope never from any position of power greater than that of the Presidency of Poitou-Charente.

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Nonsense upon stilts

Friday, August 17, 2007
I am not a big fan of Bentham, but his terming of 'human rights' as 'nonsense upon stilts' seems quite extraordinarily apt in the case of those deemed to apply to protesters in Ottawa.

Bush, Calderon and Harper are having a summit meeting in Ottawa next month, and doubtless it will prove a fairly pointless exercise, in common with G8 meetings and the like. Why they can't do a bit of video conferencing is beyond me.

Anyway, politicians cannot hope to meet up anywhere without there being a rag bag of lefties, greens, and 57 varieties of other loons following the baggage train, and so it will be in Ottawa. Doubtless politicians everywhere regard the camp followers as just one more pain in the backside, but which can be shut out once inside the summit venue. Not, however, this time:

"There will be a video feed of the protests inside the buildings," a senior official said at a media briefing on the summit. "People have a legitimate right to protest."

The government said the decision to stream footage of the protests in view of the three world leaders is consistent with the protesters' human rights and assertions in courts that protesters have a right to be seen and heard".

Right. So it is not enough that one has the right to freedom of assembly and freedom of speech, but rather Ottawa falls just short of supplying the venue, soap boxes and bullhorns. Having once started on this folly, where will it all end, and might Bush, Calderon and Harper decide that they want to exercise their freedom of speech by having their bon mots relayed to the crowd by speakers mounted on Chinooks or somesuch?


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One Tiger Woods equals between nine and ten Bill Clintons

Friday, February 23, 2007
The Washington Post reckons that Slick Willy pulled in between nine and ten 'units' from making some 352 speeches last year. I wonder whether he uses the same jokes every night?

For purposes of comparison, I dug up the Forbes celebrity rich list, which estimates Woods as having made $90m last year, although that is back of the couch money compared to Oprah Winfrey's $225m. Further down the food chain, one could get between four and five Clinton's for one Simon Cowell, one and a half for the cast of Desperate Housewives but only 7/9ths of a Clinton for Paris Hilton. There is rough parity between the dog hard to keep on the porch and both Serena Williams and the two Broadway leads in The Producers.

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