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'Mr Ambassador, with this bondage gear you are really spoiling us'

In an apparent case of Milligan redux, it looks as though Tel Aviv's ambassador to El Salvador had a little too much time on his hands, judging from this report in Haaretz:

"According to reports, two weeks ago San Salvador police approached a man that seemed to be in need of help. Upon reaching the man, they discovered that he was inebriated, his hands were tied, his mouth was gagged with a rubber ball and he was carrying accessories that implied he had been involved in sexual activity. In spite of his inebriated state, the naked man identified himself by his full name and explained that he is Israel's ambassador to the country".

He has been recalled, and the post advertised.... And I thought the classic quote from Wotton was that an ambassador 'is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country'.

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Blogger The Hitch said... 12:50 pm

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Blogger The Hitch said... 12:53 pm

These damn jews all have permenent hardons , last week it was their President, now this.
Non of our women are safe with these buggers walking the streets.
I will say however , that they do have a lovely sense of rhythm and a gift for book keeping.

Baaaaaaaaah.  



Blogger Jeremy Jacobs said... 11:30 am

You're mad.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:41 am

The Hitch should be viewed through a prism of satire.  



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