Time to stand up for Croydon's most famous alumna
Which would be Kate Moss. Not only has she been blamed for all sorts of things in Colombia because of her alleged predilection for the national product, but now Lee 'I want all black schools' Jasper reckons she's responsible for gun crime in SW9, and "The middle classes and the Kate Mosses need to stop coming to places like Brixton to buy drugs."
Nothing has been proven in terms of what may or may go up her nose, but anyone who knows anything about the narcotics trade in this country is well aware that lawyers, bankers etc do not go to SW9, or any of the more supposedly edgy postcodes to make a score, instead 'The (little) Man' comes to them or it is suppplied by a friend, or a friend of a friend, who is a bit nearer to street level who know someone who sells. Somehow I can't imagine Kate and Doherty hanging around Coldharbour Lane at 3AM and buttonholing passers by asking if they have anything to sell, as apart from anything else, just about every square inch of South London is covered by security cameras. I imagine that Jasper just threw in the reference in order to get some more coverage for his thoughts.
Nothing has been proven in terms of what may or may go up her nose, but anyone who knows anything about the narcotics trade in this country is well aware that lawyers, bankers etc do not go to SW9, or any of the more supposedly edgy postcodes to make a score, instead 'The (little) Man' comes to them or it is suppplied by a friend, or a friend of a friend, who is a bit nearer to street level who know someone who sells. Somehow I can't imagine Kate and Doherty hanging around Coldharbour Lane at 3AM and buttonholing passers by asking if they have anything to sell, as apart from anything else, just about every square inch of South London is covered by security cameras. I imagine that Jasper just threw in the reference in order to get some more coverage for his thoughts.
Surely you meant to say croydens second most famous alumni?
What time are you on I dont want to have to sit through Oaten waiting for you to do your turn.
Fuck Im turning into a fan , thank God I will soon be spending more time away from my PC.
Anonymous said... 7:55 pm
Lee Jasper is a cock why does anyone take any notice of him.
Anonymous said... 9:04 am
I think Jacqueline du Pre and Samuel Coleridge-Taylor are up there in the Croydon pantheon as well (the latter died on West Croydon station). Anyway, Mossey's from Sanderstead - snobbish cow
Croydonian said... 9:54 am
Thought she was an Addiscombe gal? West Croydon station has that effect on me too.....
Praguetory said... 1:17 pm
Any thoughts on the comment she made about Croydon blokes re "ahem" losing it.
Croydonian said... 1:27 pm
I hear she does not think of Croydon chaps as the, erm, flower of British manhood. Still, I wasn't in Croydon at the time, and she's not my type.
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