Quango to nation - don't be moronic
From the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, historically my favourite, or perhaps least loathed quango:
Sympathies to the relatives of the deceased, but honestly....
"Coastguards are warning people to stay away from cliff edges after two similar incidents have resulted in the deaths of two men... "Please do not stray away from cliff paths and do not go near the edges of cliffs. Often, despite appearances, they can be unstable and crumbly, as well as being slippery when wet. "Wherever you are in the country, please enjoy the coastline this bank holiday, but stay away from cliff edges".
Sympathies to the relatives of the deceased, but honestly....
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