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Smears o' the day

Alistair Darling is in complete control of UK economic policy and does not bear the imprint of whoever last sat on him.

Jacqui Smith has the full confidence of the PM, Parliament, the police and the public.

Gordon Brown is focused solely on the long term interests of the economy.

David Miliband has greater gravitas and moral authority than any politician since Gladstone.

Barack Obama is not over-rated.

Non-grotesquely defamatory and PG rated submissions in a similar vein are welcome.

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Blogger James Dowden said... 2:39 pm

Keith Vaz is an honest, highly intellectual statesman, whose incisive questioning is incomparable in holding Ms Smith to account.

Paul Murphy cares far more about Wales than about saving his obsolescent job.

Caroline Flint knows all about the Lisbon Treaty (and Eco-Towns for that matter...).  



Blogger Croydonian said... 2:49 pm

James - good stuff.

Pols of all stripes are fair game, by the way.  



Anonymous Geoff said... 5:24 pm

Derek Draper is a paragon of virtue and integrity who deserves a knighthood.

William Hague gives reliable hairstyle advice and looks startlingly like Richard Gere.

Ken Livingstone is a national treasure, adored by one and all.

TheCroydonian: Not worth reading.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 8:11 pm

Ho ho, very satirical. I /hope/.  



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