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'The pen is mightier than sword', recast by the DPRK

Thusly:

"The political and ideological superiority of the revolutionary army is more powerful than nuclear weapons...It is true that the weapon is important in a war. The decisive factor of victory or defeat, however, is not the weapon but the great political and ideological superiority of the army".

I trust that Kim does not put this to the test with his nation of helots.

Note also, "It was with superior political and ideological might that the revolutionary armed forces of Korea, under the leadership of President Kim Il Sung, beat the Japanese imperialists, the robbers armed to the teeth, and liberated the motherland, and won in the Fatherland Liberation War by knocking down the U.S. imperialists who boasted of being "the strongest" in the world".

I would think a score draw would be a closer approximation to the truth

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Blogger ScotsToryB said... 3:30 pm

DPRKer pen?


STB.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 4:00 pm

Much more of this and I'll get Cross...

I think that's probably it for pen puns, but consider it a challenge.  



Blogger ScotsToryB said... 6:38 pm

Oh, get His Nibs!

Sheaffer to stop now, methinks...

STB.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 6:52 pm

Straight Bic atcha...  



Blogger ScotsToryB said... 12:20 am

Real life once again interfered but I'll take this last chance to put a cap on proceedings.


STBiro  



Blogger Nick Drew said... 6:59 pm

sorry to intrude on a penpunfest but the muse of the Seoul music has visited me with the long-lost lyrics to that DPRK Revolutionary Song you had heard tell of, Mr C

(seems to have been by a certain Fwang-Sin Atra)

Start spreading the Juche
The D-P-R-K
wants us to be a part of it – Pyongyang Pyongyang !
The Lee Myung Bak group
Urge peasants to stray
way from the very heart of it- Pyongyang Pyongyang !

I wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep
And find I’m King of the ’Ill - Kim Jong Il - top of the heap

These running-dog blues,
are melting away
I’ll make a Mangyongbong of it - in old Pyongyang
If I can make it there,
I’ll do it in Kim Il Sung Square
Its up to you - Pyongyang Pyongyang !
 



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