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Doubtless illegal here, alas.

The pepper spray ring:

I'm not big on jewellery on chaps, but this cunning (if remarkably ugly) device does look a handy thing.

****Breathless marketing prose alert****

The Stunning Ring ring is designed to be worn on either hand on the 1st (index) or 2nd finger preferably your dominant hand, with the thumb (or other hand if necessary) accessible to operate the safety latch and depress the trigger.

Effects: In most cases, the attacker will lose control of his faculties immediately. The spray causes inflammation of the eye capillaries and all other mucous membranes, resulting in immediate temporary visual impairment, difficult breathing, coughing, choking, sneezing, severe burning sensations to the eyes, nose, throat and skin, and nausea, with acute symptoms and discomfort lasting for 45 minutes. There is no permanent damage.


(No, I have not taken to taking the pay per post, erm, dollar)

I suppose the law abiding citizenry of the nation will just have to continue to hope that the plod are not tied up with paper work or harassing motorists etc when mugged, jumped or worse. Alas.

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Anonymous verity said... 1:58 pm

So what if they're illegal? Everything in Britain is illegal under the Trots. Get one anyway. It would be great if you could get one and then happen to be standing next to Jack Straw one day ... know wad I mean? Know wad I mean?

Cherie Blair would be second choice, although you'd need a double dose to immobilise something of that volume.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 2:12 pm

I'm very good at being unlucky. I just know that if I attempted to bring one back from the Land of the Free I would get a cavity search at the airport.....  



Anonymous verity said... 4:35 pm

Oh, I didn't know you'd have to bring it back with you. God, Britain is controlled!  



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