More from my favourite quango
The Maritime And Coastguard Agency, long my favourite quango because of the courtly prose it uses, has again struck gold:
"Early this morning a missing RNLI lifeguard and a female companion were recovered after being trapped for some hours in a cave in the Porth area. The male lifeguard, a New Zealand national, and woman had earlier yesterday afternoon gone to look at a cave which is only accessible at low tide. Both individuals were wearing brightly coloured wet suits". Source
And the thoughts of the watch manager: "To hear of the successful recovery has been of great cheer to all the rescue units who have worked on this incident".
I imagine the Kiwi feels a bit of a fool, and at the risk of cynicism I am prepared to guess that they were not admiring the rock formations of the cave....
"Early this morning a missing RNLI lifeguard and a female companion were recovered after being trapped for some hours in a cave in the Porth area. The male lifeguard, a New Zealand national, and woman had earlier yesterday afternoon gone to look at a cave which is only accessible at low tide. Both individuals were wearing brightly coloured wet suits". Source
And the thoughts of the watch manager: "To hear of the successful recovery has been of great cheer to all the rescue units who have worked on this incident".
I imagine the Kiwi feels a bit of a fool, and at the risk of cynicism I am prepared to guess that they were not admiring the rock formations of the cave....
Labels: Odd press releases, Quangos
Croydonian
you have obviosuly never put on a wet suit or been in a uk sea cave , neither are conducive to romance.
OK Iknow some pervs like wet suits, but freezing your bollocks off in a damp cave?
Croydonian said... 12:37 pm
I bow to your greater insight on these issues.
Matt Dean said... 2:12 pm
Based just minutes from my pub in Southampton, you get a better class of PR practisiner at the M&CA!
Croydonian said... 2:17 pm
Pleased to hear it Matt. If he / she ever rolls up for a pint, send me the bill.
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