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A new challenge for the readership

In conversation with a friend earlier, I returned to the ancient art of conjugating irregular verbs - I am sparkling, you are unusually talkative, he is drunk is one of the acknowledged classics.

One I cooked up earlier was 'I vent, you complain, he whines'.

Anyway, I will be out for the first half tomorrow morning, so if there's nothing new here until 10-11, I'm probably not face down in a pool of my own blood.

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Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:00 am

I travel , you take holidays , they go to Spain
I debate , you argue , he has tourettes
I meet, you network , he begs.
I envision , you daydream , he takes medication
I publish , you blog , he chats  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:05 am

And the old favourite, I am a traveller, you are a tourist, he is a tripper.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:10 am

Aces, Newmania!

I am guided by my principles, he is an opportunist, you are Ruth Kelly.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:19 am

I head up a quango, you are The Guardian's Public Sector Ad Manager, he is a drain on the public purse.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:31 am

I define , you nit pick, he is Croydonian


that’s me lot .

Hi Verity!Ruth kelly is incredible isn`t she.

I am discrete, you are diplomatic she is a lying cow  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:44 am

Hanging on my office wall (given by a long suffering colleague"

I am firm
You are obstinate
He is a pig headed fool  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 4:23 am

I came, I saw, I conquered.


JJ (Form 2c)  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 9:51 am

My son is lively, yours is disruptive, his has ADD.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:40 am

I am observant, you are ignorant, he is racist  



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