A new challenge for the readership
In conversation with a friend earlier, I returned to the ancient art of conjugating irregular verbs - I am sparkling, you are unusually talkative, he is drunk is one of the acknowledged classics.
One I cooked up earlier was 'I vent, you complain, he whines'.
Anyway, I will be out for the first half tomorrow morning, so if there's nothing new here until 10-11, I'm probably not face down in a pool of my own blood.
One I cooked up earlier was 'I vent, you complain, he whines'.
Anyway, I will be out for the first half tomorrow morning, so if there's nothing new here until 10-11, I'm probably not face down in a pool of my own blood.
Labels: Challenges to the readership
I travel , you take holidays , they go to Spain
I debate , you argue , he has tourettes
I meet, you network , he begs.
I envision , you daydream , he takes medication
I publish , you blog , he chats
And the old favourite, I am a traveller, you are a tourist, he is a tripper.
Aces, Newmania!
I am guided by my principles, he is an opportunist, you are Ruth Kelly.
I head up a quango, you are The Guardian's Public Sector Ad Manager, he is a drain on the public purse.
I define , you nit pick, he is Croydonian
that’s me lot .
Hi Verity!Ruth kelly is incredible isn`t she.
I am discrete, you are diplomatic she is a lying cow
Hanging on my office wall (given by a long suffering colleague"
I am firm
You are obstinate
He is a pig headed fool
I came, I saw, I conquered.
JJ (Form 2c)
My son is lively, yours is disruptive, his has ADD.
I am observant, you are ignorant, he is racist
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