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Both are called Topol, but one is double-barrelled and called Topol-M. Oy and indeed vey. The best I can do in spoofing 'Fiddler on the Roof' is 'If I were a Minuteman'....
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Blogger Newmania said... 10:47 am

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me Jailhouse Lawyer
To catch
With my Swan vesta
I `ll Light up his clothes
And make me a stinking fire
(of his bones)  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:56 am

thats the jews for you
always with the WMD's and a song

hows that for a tuesday comp?

wmd songs  



Blogger Croydonian said... 12:03 pm

Take it away. I'm bagging 'Rocket to Russia' by the Ramones.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:29 pm

Ok
But in the meantime here is the worlds longest song title (and its from those wacky sofa merchants the swedes)

The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation  



Blogger Newmania said... 12:31 pm

WE `re on the Eve of Destruction
Its the End of the World as we know it
Atomic
Scud to be back home again (?)  



Blogger Croydonian said... 12:33 pm

This used to be the longest: "I'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tank on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama doin these beat-o, beat-o, flat on my seat-o Hirohito blues".  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 1:10 pm

C
Im truly fucking sorry that you actually know what used to be the worlds longest song title, now you are scaring me.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 1:23 pm

Read it in the Guinness book of records many years ago, and I liked it so much I committed it to memory.  



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