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Does the UK only have 168 royal obsessives?

I ask, because over in Norway the reckoning is that "at least 14 persons are believed to be obsessed with Norway's Princess Martha Louise" and security is being tightened. Source.

Judging from the number of royal correspondents, the endless drivel along the lines of prince / princess etc goes to party, watches film, goes on holiday etc in the press and on television, 168 (Norway's 14 multiplied by how much greater our population is) would seem to a rather small demographic for quite so much media attention.

Our Norwegian chums note that said princess 'now reportedly needs bodyguards with her wherever she goes'. So much for the much vaunted 'bicycling monarchies' of Northern Europe. I hate to think quite how many goons trail around each individual member of the family Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Battenberg.
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Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:33 am

I`m still obsessed with the "Evil Jewish Queen" of Iranian sci fi fame...does she run a hairdresses and show everyone her huge ring .

I think we could get over 14 to obsess about her today ? What do you think?
You`ve got one ...is there a badly printed mug I can buy ..cushion covers cushion covers ...she works so hard (in her evil jewish way)

AAow she `s luverly that evil Jewish Queen. Met her once you know .( At an evil Jewish Garden Party)  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:07 pm

enjoyed the prig last night C , It also dawned on me that you are the spit of the late tony banks MP (+:
i also happed to exchange a few emails with guido , he and recess monkey were pissed on port and sending dale obscene emails , on a simillar subject to myself,
"tell that fat bastard to do his shirt up"
the I said I was trying to look up donatas skirt , low and behold a few minutes later that is what the cameraman did, coincidence?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:07 pm

prog not "prig"  



Blogger Croydonian said... 12:11 pm

Tony Banks? I've heard Edward Fox, which I rather prefer.

Rena said at one point that there were some e-mails she would not read out, but thought that ID would have done, so I'm guessing they were on that particular topic. Beefy that bloke, wasn't he?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:44 pm

Prig not prog....you`re it!! Chase me chase me ...


Edward Fox indeed ! I think perhaps the whispering sibilance of a gentle zephyr may have confused your hearing ."Ugly git" is what was actually said.

I once went to an Irish pub in Kilburn and my words ,"pint please", were misheard as "I love Oliver Cromwell" so its easily done .



Wery wery iwwitating at the time  



Blogger Croydonian said... 12:50 pm

There is that possibility N.

I rather like the tale of the Irishman in NY who was cornered and asked to sing a song, and gave a rendition of 'The Sash' to great applause, the self-styled Irish Americans not exactly being up to speed, shall we say.  



Blogger dearieme said... 12:58 pm

Lets hope that the Norwegian goons do a better job than the American ones did for W's daughter a few days ago.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 1:57 pm

I don't think there's any resemblance to Tony Banks at all. Edward Fox ... yes, I can see that.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 3:12 pm

Verity it has to be said
William does have some suspiciously dark and luxuriant locks for a gentleman of 40 .  



Blogger Croydonian said... 4:23 pm

Ph - there's grey in there, believe you me. However, you should see the painting in the attic.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 4:53 pm

Painting in the attic! That was funny!  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:14 pm

PHitch, I didn't see Croydonian's hair as dark. I thought it looked light brownish. Maybe its light in Mexico.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 5:27 pm

Yup, I'm sort of dirty blond / mousey brown, with the creeping grey helping to make it look more like the former.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:41 pm

C your picture of , Tory and Gay (Greg Barker) is of an eerily ageless youth with just the hint of green evil in the eye,you look like ..Croydonian .

Given our different approaches to left bashing we could do a Victorian novel double act as Dr. Heckle and Mr. Snide ?


Weak weak weak .Now what forgotten politician once said that?  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:17 am

N - I'll have you know I'm vigorously hetero, but that's a damned good pun. In fact two damned good puns.  



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