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Oh poor Mr Tony - diddums

From downingstreetsays.org:

"Asked by the editor of BBC On-line why the Prime Minister was so irritable this morning at the press conference the PMOS responded by saying the journalists had been rude in the way they had questioned the Prime Minister".

Poor sensitive soul that he is. How dare anyone question his wisdom, his imperial majesty etc
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Anonymous Anonymous said... 2:41 pm

Give them an ASBO, teach them respect, I bet that's what Blair is thinkg.

I imagine the Press is totally disenchanted with Blair and his spin and the whole farcical process of press conferences, knowing they never get a truthful answer from him.  



Blogger Rigger Mortice said... 2:46 pm

the press has been an obedient servant over the years,it must be frustrating when the lap dogs turn on you  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 2:52 pm

His blurb the other day about ID cards was an object lesson in lying without actually lying . Or so I thought . It transpires that his claim that most of the cost would be in the passport biometric upgrade anyway , was an out and out lie

wistful thought - crime , immigration and so on were not caused by the absence of the ID card ( nor was identity theft).
Politically its always all icing and no cake.Just gimmicks to isult the intelligence of the electorate


(Not mine , I `m a bit thick)  



Blogger The Hitch said... 3:13 pm

Whatever Blairs faults i cant say I recall ever having seen him dressed in yellow socks AND Chelsea boots. C maybe you need to get in touch with carol caplin( i wouldnt mind)  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 3:35 pm

Explains in part why he wants to keep the Royal Perogative to wage war to himself and not divest it to Parliament. Jan 1649 beckons  



Blogger Serf said... 3:44 pm

He has been taking advice from the Turkish Prime Minister, who regularly sues journalists for insulting him. Look for a new law to be passed, banning Insulting Britishness.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 3:50 pm

E - Now there's a thought, although I bet 'Fleet Street's' finest would love them.

N - I really don't think that TB can tell the difference between truth and non truth, frankly.

PH - not sure I'd want my negative aura or whatever it is called removed....

G - Certainly does. Can't imagine Oxford being a good place for TB to raise his standard though. Maybe somewhere in Geordieland?

S - /Good/ spot.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:07 pm

The new law would ban being rude to a British prime minister. 'S all about respec', innit?  



Blogger Jeff said... 5:12 pm

Well before the new law is passed may I just say,

Tony Blair is a F**k wit

May as well get the insults in before they cost.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:17 pm

Splintered stick again I'm afraid.

I think we start an A-Z of insults.

A is for:

Arsehole  



Blogger Jeff said... 5:19 pm

Good idea,

B is for B**tard  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:24 pm

Cue peter hitchens ...  



Blogger Croydonian said... 5:26 pm

Oh dear. (Cough). C is for, erm, 'creep'?  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 5:30 pm

I much prefer the bland incoherence of George W's press conferences to TB's monarchial audiences. I can't imagine what Gordo's conferences will be like. An audience with the Central Committee perhaps.As he barks at us on the latest pig iron production figures.

*I don't see why PH should hold the monopoly over the use of the word- cunt. Really. And for Blair I can think of no better epithet.
D is for...  



Blogger The Hitch said... 5:37 pm

PH
Pious Humanitarian?  



Blogger Jeff said... 5:39 pm

D is for
Dangerously deluded D**KHead  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:41 pm

Buster, u don't get extra brucie bonus points for a double d or even triple. It's not scrable mate.lol  



Blogger Jeff said... 5:42 pm

No but Gordon might just bump up my pension score  



Blogger Croydonian said... 5:47 pm

IT - what a horrifying prospect, but it does sound horribly likely, doesn't it?

Can you imagine a worse person to be stuck in a lift with?  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 5:49 pm

E is for an egotistical ejaculate who started eight wars in 5 years.  



Blogger Jeff said... 5:57 pm

F is for

Faustian F**K WIt  



Blogger The Hitch said... 6:12 pm

I is for Inane grinning imbecile  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 6:16 pm

G is for ghoulish. Remember the evil eyes poster generously illustrated by Istanbul Tory above?
(And could anyone who wasn't a ghoul be married to Cherie?)

G is also for Gordon, you should forgive the word, and for George, who I would prefer to be stuck in a lift with. First, he's cute. Second, his way with words certainly keeps one on one's mental toes.  



Blogger Praguetory said... 6:25 pm

H is for hopeless  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 6:28 pm

I is for illiterate. I don't think he has ever read a single political biography or history book. No need. The world began the day he got elected.

(It was a tough call between illiterate and insane,which I genuinely believe he is.)  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 6:36 pm

J is for Jesus, 'cos you know he does like to think of himself as a messianic figure.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 6:40 pm

Has anybody bagged "w" yet?  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 6:42 pm

J is for Prezza's Jissum. After all, he did the dirty deed in (non)working hours..At our expense.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 6:49 pm

K is for Killer (of Iraqis)  



Blogger Jeff said... 6:56 pm

PH;

I'm sure there is room for more than one W, after all the cabinet is full of W's  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:04 pm

L is for Lithuim - something that Blurt has been putting in the tap water since 1997. It's the only reason why some people still support him. Long live Volvic!  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 7:09 pm

M is for Mandelson - the truly demonic, other half of the NuLabour project.Mandy's key role in the formation and direction of New Labour should not be over looked.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:14 pm

K is also for Dr David Kelly. As David W mentioned killer ...  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:17 pm

Well said Verity.

P is for Proctologically proficient in the George W personage.  



Blogger Jeff said... 7:20 pm

Q is for

Quantifiable Lunatic  



Blogger Jeff said... 7:29 pm

R is for

Rabid Rapscallion  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:33 pm

S is for SOON - soon to be a convicted criminal in clink with a cell mate called bubba. Oh how Mandy would be jealous.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:39 pm

S is also for swishy. He is the swishiest, hissiest prime minister in history. He makes Julian Clary sound like John Wayne.  



Blogger Jeff said... 7:49 pm

Verity

Does that mean fanny the wonder dog signed the Hutton report?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 7:50 pm

Shouldn't that be fanny the blunder dog.

Cherie does have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 7:56 pm

Z is for zero
The sum total of Blairs positive achievements.
OK I have bagged "Z"
X is the difficult one.
My money is on Verity.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:03 pm

T is for Tawdry Twat  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:04 pm

X is for xenophiliac. He loves everyone but the British.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:05 pm

Oops - skipped a couple. Excuse me!  



Blogger The Hitch said... 8:05 pm

If I go Greek I could also bag X but no doubt verity can come up with something more amusing than I can.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 8:06 pm

see!(+:  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:07 pm

U is for unctuous.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 8:13 pm

I have the perfect "X" for Blair
His signature!
Lets not forget that Anthony Lynton Blair misspelt his own name on his PPC application form.
Fucking brilliant, a prime minister who cannot even spell his own name.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:18 pm

phitchens - "Lets not forget that Anthony Lynton Blair misspelt his own name on his PPC application form."

Are you serious????  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:19 pm

V is for vile, villainous and vacuous.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:28 pm

PHitchens

So does that mean we went to war over a case of WKD? If so, R we on the wicked side?  



Blogger The Hitch said... 8:53 pm

Yes Verity he really did
amongst other things  



Blogger Praguetory said... 8:53 pm

I might fisk this list. I like the idea of having L as Lingering and M as Malingering.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 8:56 pm

teri
WKD does look like a chemical weapon,
and an empty bottle of it brandished by an angry geordie woman or scot could probably do a lot of damage.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 9:07 pm

L is for lisping mincing friend of Gordon.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 9:23 pm

Ok. So, how about we do a A-Z of song titles for the tosser? A true dedication.

Lets do away with the obvious like
"Gordon is a moran" by the Jilted John (reid) - if gordy doesn't come good for him.

A is for Always and for ever (sung by heatwave)  



Blogger Jeff said... 9:34 pm

I bagsy R For Rock the Casbar,
even if cherie don't like it  



Blogger The Hitch said... 9:58 pm

"see emily play"
originaly by pink floyd , later adapted as the soundtrack to a porn film where tony blair lives as an adult baby giving blow jobs to rich texans/italians who may just give him a job one day?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:30 pm

E is for Emily.

F is for friend of Dorothy.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:35 pm

Prague Tory - Lingering is good. Malingering not. He is not a malingerer, which is part of the problem. He is busy, busy, busy, busy - new thoughts, new eyecatching initiatives, off to save Africa, off to the White House, off to California, off to Italy, off to Barbados, ordering Blair Force 1, off to Singapore to save the Olympics,off to Blue Peter, off to a conference on "climate change", immediate new laws for "climate change" ... God, if only he malingered much more, he would not have caused half the damage he has done to this country.  



Blogger Stan Bull said... 5:26 am

TB may be one step from the political grave but he shows no sign of going quietly or quickly. He is no malingerer. He is... Emily- a mass of activism and self-righteousness in pursuit of his own greater glory... at the expense of the national interest.  



Blogger Rigger Mortice said... 8:57 am

and there was me at home getting lectured by mrs mortice ion how I should od more cooking.
bollocks.

k is also for Kunt#!!  



Blogger Croydonian said... 9:57 am

Summing up, 'tis fair to say that TB is not very popular with my readers....  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:59 pm

IT - Sing it, bro'!  



Blogger Rigger Mortice said... 1:06 pm

you are a master of understatement

that thread is up there with the peter hitchens thread on guido for making me laugh.great cabaret  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 2:47 pm

The DT says Tony's in a panic. Warmed the cockles of my heart, that did.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 2:56 pm

Wait a minute! This thread is not finished. We never did Y or Z.

Y is for yodelling yokel.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 3:02 pm

Peter boxed Z with Zero.

Y is for Yank.

Clearly Teflon Tony Phony is as popular and welcoming as Syphilis. I wonder if that's why he has the crazies in his head.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 3:03 pm

Missed 'N' too - Narcissist.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 3:13 pm

Teri - Oh, OK. But I want to nominate Zealot.

And Zymotic. Chillingly apt definition of zymotic:

Infection by the action of a ferment, bacterial, diffused by germs, originating from decomposition, deliterious, injurious, pernicious, noxious, noisome, pestilential, endemic, pandemic,epidemic, communicable, catching, virulent, toxic, deadly, septic.

You can't say fairer than that.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 3:41 pm

Verity - very funny.

I forgot T for Tyrannize.  



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