Oh poor Mr Tony - diddums
From downingstreetsays.org:
"Asked by the editor of BBC On-line why the Prime Minister was so irritable this morning at the press conference the PMOS responded by saying the journalists had been rude in the way they had questioned the Prime Minister".
Poor sensitive soul that he is. How dare anyone question his wisdom, his imperial majesty etc
"Asked by the editor of BBC On-line why the Prime Minister was so irritable this morning at the press conference the PMOS responded by saying the journalists had been rude in the way they had questioned the Prime Minister".
Poor sensitive soul that he is. How dare anyone question his wisdom, his imperial majesty etc
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Give them an ASBO, teach them respect, I bet that's what Blair is thinkg.
I imagine the Press is totally disenchanted with Blair and his spin and the whole farcical process of press conferences, knowing they never get a truthful answer from him.
the press has been an obedient servant over the years,it must be frustrating when the lap dogs turn on you
His blurb the other day about ID cards was an object lesson in lying without actually lying . Or so I thought . It transpires that his claim that most of the cost would be in the passport biometric upgrade anyway , was an out and out lie
wistful thought - crime , immigration and so on were not caused by the absence of the ID card ( nor was identity theft).
Politically its always all icing and no cake.Just gimmicks to isult the intelligence of the electorate
(Not mine , I `m a bit thick)
Whatever Blairs faults i cant say I recall ever having seen him dressed in yellow socks AND Chelsea boots. C maybe you need to get in touch with carol caplin( i wouldnt mind)
Explains in part why he wants to keep the Royal Perogative to wage war to himself and not divest it to Parliament. Jan 1649 beckons
He has been taking advice from the Turkish Prime Minister, who regularly sues journalists for insulting him. Look for a new law to be passed, banning Insulting Britishness.
E - Now there's a thought, although I bet 'Fleet Street's' finest would love them.
N - I really don't think that TB can tell the difference between truth and non truth, frankly.
PH - not sure I'd want my negative aura or whatever it is called removed....
G - Certainly does. Can't imagine Oxford being a good place for TB to raise his standard though. Maybe somewhere in Geordieland?
S - /Good/ spot.
The new law would ban being rude to a British prime minister. 'S all about respec', innit?
Well before the new law is passed may I just say,
Tony Blair is a F**k wit
May as well get the insults in before they cost.
Splintered stick again I'm afraid.
I think we start an A-Z of insults.
A is for:
Arsehole
Good idea,
B is for B**tard
Cue peter hitchens ...
Oh dear. (Cough). C is for, erm, 'creep'?
I much prefer the bland incoherence of George W's press conferences to TB's monarchial audiences. I can't imagine what Gordo's conferences will be like. An audience with the Central Committee perhaps.As he barks at us on the latest pig iron production figures.
*I don't see why PH should hold the monopoly over the use of the word- cunt. Really. And for Blair I can think of no better epithet.
D is for...
PH
Pious Humanitarian?
D is for
Dangerously deluded D**KHead
Buster, u don't get extra brucie bonus points for a double d or even triple. It's not scrable mate.lol
No but Gordon might just bump up my pension score
IT - what a horrifying prospect, but it does sound horribly likely, doesn't it?
Can you imagine a worse person to be stuck in a lift with?
E is for an egotistical ejaculate who started eight wars in 5 years.
F is for
Faustian F**K WIt
I is for Inane grinning imbecile
G is for ghoulish. Remember the evil eyes poster generously illustrated by Istanbul Tory above?
(And could anyone who wasn't a ghoul be married to Cherie?)
G is also for Gordon, you should forgive the word, and for George, who I would prefer to be stuck in a lift with. First, he's cute. Second, his way with words certainly keeps one on one's mental toes.
H is for hopeless
I is for illiterate. I don't think he has ever read a single political biography or history book. No need. The world began the day he got elected.
(It was a tough call between illiterate and insane,which I genuinely believe he is.)
J is for Jesus, 'cos you know he does like to think of himself as a messianic figure.
Has anybody bagged "w" yet?
J is for Prezza's Jissum. After all, he did the dirty deed in (non)working hours..At our expense.
K is for Killer (of Iraqis)
PH;
I'm sure there is room for more than one W, after all the cabinet is full of W's
L is for Lithuim - something that Blurt has been putting in the tap water since 1997. It's the only reason why some people still support him. Long live Volvic!
M is for Mandelson - the truly demonic, other half of the NuLabour project.Mandy's key role in the formation and direction of New Labour should not be over looked.
K is also for Dr David Kelly. As David W mentioned killer ...
Well said Verity.
P is for Proctologically proficient in the George W personage.
Q is for
Quantifiable Lunatic
R is for
Rabid Rapscallion
S is for SOON - soon to be a convicted criminal in clink with a cell mate called bubba. Oh how Mandy would be jealous.
S is also for swishy. He is the swishiest, hissiest prime minister in history. He makes Julian Clary sound like John Wayne.
Verity
Does that mean fanny the wonder dog signed the Hutton report?
Shouldn't that be fanny the blunder dog.
Cherie does have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Z is for zero
The sum total of Blairs positive achievements.
OK I have bagged "Z"
X is the difficult one.
My money is on Verity.
T is for Tawdry Twat
X is for xenophiliac. He loves everyone but the British.
Oops - skipped a couple. Excuse me!
If I go Greek I could also bag X but no doubt verity can come up with something more amusing than I can.
see!(+:
U is for unctuous.
I have the perfect "X" for Blair
His signature!
Lets not forget that Anthony Lynton Blair misspelt his own name on his PPC application form.
Fucking brilliant, a prime minister who cannot even spell his own name.
phitchens - "Lets not forget that Anthony Lynton Blair misspelt his own name on his PPC application form."
Are you serious????
V is for vile, villainous and vacuous.
PHitchens
So does that mean we went to war over a case of WKD? If so, R we on the wicked side?
Yes Verity he really did
amongst other things
I might fisk this list. I like the idea of having L as Lingering and M as Malingering.
teri
WKD does look like a chemical weapon,
and an empty bottle of it brandished by an angry geordie woman or scot could probably do a lot of damage.
L is for lisping mincing friend of Gordon.
Ok. So, how about we do a A-Z of song titles for the tosser? A true dedication.
Lets do away with the obvious like
"Gordon is a moran" by the Jilted John (reid) - if gordy doesn't come good for him.
A is for Always and for ever (sung by heatwave)
I bagsy R For Rock the Casbar,
even if cherie don't like it
"see emily play"
originaly by pink floyd , later adapted as the soundtrack to a porn film where tony blair lives as an adult baby giving blow jobs to rich texans/italians who may just give him a job one day?
E is for Emily.
F is for friend of Dorothy.
Prague Tory - Lingering is good. Malingering not. He is not a malingerer, which is part of the problem. He is busy, busy, busy, busy - new thoughts, new eyecatching initiatives, off to save Africa, off to the White House, off to California, off to Italy, off to Barbados, ordering Blair Force 1, off to Singapore to save the Olympics,off to Blue Peter, off to a conference on "climate change", immediate new laws for "climate change" ... God, if only he malingered much more, he would not have caused half the damage he has done to this country.
TB may be one step from the political grave but he shows no sign of going quietly or quickly. He is no malingerer. He is... Emily- a mass of activism and self-righteousness in pursuit of his own greater glory... at the expense of the national interest.
and there was me at home getting lectured by mrs mortice ion how I should od more cooking.
bollocks.
k is also for Kunt#!!
Summing up, 'tis fair to say that TB is not very popular with my readers....
IT - Sing it, bro'!
you are a master of understatement
that thread is up there with the peter hitchens thread on guido for making me laugh.great cabaret
The DT says Tony's in a panic. Warmed the cockles of my heart, that did.
Wait a minute! This thread is not finished. We never did Y or Z.
Y is for yodelling yokel.
Peter boxed Z with Zero.
Y is for Yank.
Clearly Teflon Tony Phony is as popular and welcoming as Syphilis. I wonder if that's why he has the crazies in his head.
Missed 'N' too - Narcissist.
Teri - Oh, OK. But I want to nominate Zealot.
And Zymotic. Chillingly apt definition of zymotic:
Infection by the action of a ferment, bacterial, diffused by germs, originating from decomposition, deliterious, injurious, pernicious, noxious, noisome, pestilential, endemic, pandemic,epidemic, communicable, catching, virulent, toxic, deadly, septic.
You can't say fairer than that.
Verity - very funny.
I forgot T for Tyrannize.
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