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Something to make patriotic hearts beat a little faster.

Care of Iran's student news agency ISNA:

"America, Britain and the Zionist regime (Israel) are an axis of evil against the Islamic world and the whole of humanity".

Doesn't that make you proud? We are back in the big league. I expect the French are mightily miffed to have lost status. For all that it harboured Khomeini, it used to be dubbed the 'Adolescent Satan' to the USA's 'Great' and Israel's 'Little Satan'. If Sarko or Sego wants to put La Patrie back on the map, what better way than to push for a big denunciation from Tehran? Similarly, could this be the final filip needed for the Scots to sheer off from the Union, and might the Norwegians decide that they really ought to develop nuclear weapons given that they live in such a bad neighbourhood?

Meanwhile, ISNA does sounds like a rather odd news agency. Way back lost in the mists of time, the student newspapers and the like at my alma mater were more pre-occupied with puffing forthcoming bands, noting the desultory turn out at NUS meetings and listing bar promotions. Still, maybe Iranian students appreciate a little geopolitics in their morning read.

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Blogger James Higham said... 9:30 pm

Ah, the changing times we live in, fellow Axis-of-Eviller.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:20 pm

I imagine you were that sort of student C

(he said briefly and in contravention of "The Constitution")  



Blogger Croydonian said... 10:23 pm

Ooh-err - running the risk of getting bashed with the rolling pin?

If buying The Spectator counts, guilty as charged....  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:44 pm

I meant to ask ages ago...what is the constitution.

I went to leeds uni, no danger of being in any politics there, bunch of lefty nutters. Was alway angry that Straw and a couple of other made it from the union into Labour politics.

Leeds really was a dreadful place until quite recently for politics. A good advert now for what a few private sector (mainly FS type) jobs bring prosperity and hope. This in turn breeds conservatism.

Still a long way to go though.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:47 pm

On another note. I saw some dreary propoganda on the beeb the other day about Iranian uni's being chokka with women doing engineering and maths and how this would change the country for the better.

More inherent bias...

Anyway, knew it was rubbish and this proves it. The chances of politics being popular and a uni full of women doing enginerring is la-la land fantasy worthy of Ed Balls.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:54 pm

Aha would that be C scoffing at marital compromise. I believe it would . Coming soon ..
The Duke of Edinburgh `s Master Class in Tact
The Jade Academy of etiquette and deportment
Rosie West Correspondence Course in Home Entertaining.
Joseph Daul taking “ways into” probity
The Heath Foundation for reconciliation
The PHITCH seminar on political realism  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:58 pm

Mr slicker
I went to leeds uni, no danger of being in any politics there,

Having atended that well respected establisment you can now interrupt conversations with the line
"Don't talk to me about sophistication, Ive been to Leeds"
To paraphrase Dr Johnson

""Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been born a yorkshireman or not having at least been born a Lancastrian"  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 10:59 pm

I went to Newcastle and I can honestly say I thought less about poltitcs there than at any time before or since.

Well I was doing an arts subject and would therfore have been attractive to women so its no suprise.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:01 pm

Mr Mania
your postings can on occassions be so annoying I sometimes think that they must have been posted by your wife.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:03 pm

PHITCH Your quote is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.


?

New balls  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:03 pm

PHITCH Your quote is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.


?

New balls  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:04 pm

now that was a good episode f the fast show. Too immense joy (and over-quoting)came out when I was there.

Leeds is now very sophistikated.

When I were there t'was £1 a treble at Ritzy's in't City Sqaure, from 7pm 'til 9pm. Pull by 9pm or straight to Jimmy's for stomach pump; there was no third way.

The pump was preferable given local talent...  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:05 pm

Whats going on ?I`m doubling up.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:10 pm

The 'sophistication' crack might not have been original, but it still cracked me up. On a related topic, there is a rather splendid mondegreen (qv) for some rather dismal 80s song in which 'I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to Leeds' was misheard for '...to me'.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:11 pm

N - I am all in favour of peace and tranquility among the family Newmania.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:13 pm

yorskshire fast show quotes?

"I say what I like and like what I say"
Now that is Yorkshire
Incientaly I once financed a printing press for a man whose mother owned most of Batley , he ended up going bust and spent a few months in Armley jail for threatening bailifs with a shotgun.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:17 pm

If I have any Northern readers, might they be able to confirm or deny that 'Yorkshire Tea' is still packaged as being 'blended for the Yorshire taste' or somesuch?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:18 pm

A better "george whitebread"
quote
harry enfield was playing the above character as a marketing expert
he entered a meeting and said
"ay up, cant stop long me dogs fighting in the 3.30 at Doncaster"
trust me Yorkshire is like that, well bits of commercial Yorkshire are,
That or they look down on the royal family for being common.
most of them make Geoff boycott look like a ray of sunshine.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:19 pm

A better "george whitebread"
quote
harry enfield was playing the above character as a marketing expert
he entered a meeting and said
"ay up, cant stop long me dogs fighting in the 3.30 at Doncaster"
trust me Yorkshire is like that, well bits of commercial Yorkshire are,
That or they look down on the royal family for being common.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:20 pm

'owned most of Batley'

like it...goes with

'you can laugh, at least I drive a Skoda'

'You think your posh; I eat with a Fork 'n Knife.'

'I live in a hackney wick 30th floor penthouse, rent-free'  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:21 pm

I always read Yorkshire bitter , as a sentence but then my first wife was from Rotherham .Oh yes I lived the dream....

I wonder if we could swap Yorkshire for the Shetlands at some point in this break up of the Union. We get the oil but they get loads of help moaning about it .
Seems fair  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:26 pm

A worthwhile project Mr N, as after all, "It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine", which even The Scotsman conceded has "a ring of truth about it".  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:33 pm

I`ve just remembered CU I was knocked unconcious in a club in Leeds . It was in a shopping centre , well under it . Do you know the place. We were discussing Romatic poets , well you know how it is .
Apparently I was saved from a good kicking by a feisty lesbian. I woke up about ten minutes later.

Coo what larks we had.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:42 pm

no idea...sounds like you deserved it though!

Not hard to get a kicking in Leeds. A top 10 of the easiest places to get turned over in the UK would be an interesting read....  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:44 pm

Discussing "romantic poets" in rotherham????????
Fuckng hell you are brave.
I like Yorkshire , it suits my split personality
Afternoon tea at "Bettys" followed by a fucking good fight.
If any of you happen to get the chance to visit Bettys I suggest you do so.
Reminds me of a few more anecdotes(york based)  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:46 pm

Where is Ollie North when you need him?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:57 pm

I`ve been to Betty`s and it is jolly good. Its a small franchise isn`t it ?In my experience the quickest place to be beaten up is Newcastle .
In the tribal death game of
Sa` tudee neet , women wear no clothes and yet the standard punishment for sneaking a dirty look is facial disfigurement. The onset might be signalled by such war cries as "Ya doity foockin` stoodent".

I saw a knife fight in a club once , it was called Tuxedo Juntion. It could be a tough place.I looked so hard into my drink that istill have scarring in the shape of a beer glass rim.  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:58 pm

Yesterdays "Independent on Sunday" described you as "a feisty lesbian" - is this true - have I made a dreadful error?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:05 am

Mutley- I share many of the same hobbies amd tastes as a lesbian but I am ruled out by reason of gendre.

I wonder if Lesbians look at themsleves in the mirror and get a "wide on".It must be odd to find yourslef sexually alluring. How do you find it PHITCH ?

( With a pair of tweezers ?)  



Blogger Croydonian said... 12:13 am

I've had a few near death experiences in Sarf London...

I'm more than happy with the meander, but could we, ahem, calm it down a touch, please?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:19 am

Very wise C they are a rabble . If only you had been there to advise the Tukish man.."who killed his wife with a hammer and told the police it was because she cooked him noodle dishes for month..."It was unbearable ", he said..."

DT today.

Remind you of anyone ? I off for zzzz  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:23 am

you're not a lezza are you mutley?
And there was me liking you as a person, I hate this internet thing, you think you know somebody and the they throw something like that at you.
So what do you do for a living, police , nurse , prison service or social worker? (+:  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 12:26 am

oops
misread manias post
mania who has to get up at 7 am (+:
Im not a fan of lesbians , I know where they are coming from , I just dont want to know why.  



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