Those joyous and fun loving Swedes...
A truly bizarre tale from the wonderfully named town of Båstad, Sweden's equivalent of Wimbledon, and home of the Swedish Open Båstad tennis competiton. As I have said many, many times, I am all in favour of economic acts between consenting adults, but the Swedish glitterati have been banned from hosing each other down with champagne, or "stekning" as she is known. The local alcohol commissioner gives his rationale: "This is about preserving order in an establishment. "I don't think that spraying a bottle while standing on a table constitutes proper order". Party City, eh?
Given that a bottle of champagne costs over £1200 in the establishment sanctioned, it seems fair to say that the Swedish glitterati must glitter to very good effect.
Given that a bottle of champagne costs over £1200 in the establishment sanctioned, it seems fair to say that the Swedish glitterati must glitter to very good effect.
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talking of expensive alcohol
i know of a very wealthy guy friend of a friend went into a monaco nighclub(jimmys) and ordered 5 botles of becks, the cost?
£600! they drank them and left, hes worth about £30 million but even he knew he ws out of his depth
I knew him - he once filled my socks with beluga as a joke - (so he could me fish feet) - blew a couple of gees for a joke no one but him understood!
Do you know which champagne it was?
And never order cigarettes in the American Bar at the Savoy. They do a borderline mystic Bloody Mary though.
James - alas no. I think I could probably get fired up about people wasting vintage Krug though. If memory serves, it was Desmond Morris who reckoned that champagne spraying was a symbolic ejaculation.
a soedid anecdote but we are al adults
i was once pouring champagne from the bottleover girlfriends front bottom and sucking it off , thouroughly enjoying myself (as was she) when I knelt on a glass i had left by the side of the bed , it broke and embedded it self in my calf , I had to go straight to casualty for stiches , being an idiot I stood on another glass a few weeks later
Must have rather killed the mood...
I also put my back out with the same girl
attempting coitus from behind on a steep slope by a derbyshire resevoir , I slipped )+:
PH's stories remind me of the allgeded beckham/posh New York incident. Only there she ended in up in hospital with a broken bottle in her bum.
Popbitch used to be much better when they named everyone.
mr slicker
some folk do like to pump a full champagne bottle up a partners arse or vagina the gas builds up then the wine spurts out, dont see how the bottle will break
im not averse to a blow job with cold wine in the girlfriends mouth ice is also good
Ice huh? Hmn, but how do you er.. Sorry, I had a moment there. All better now.
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