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Good news for would be emigrants from the UK

There cannot be many of us who have not dreamed dreams of getting out of Dodge and heading to North America, the Antipodes or wherever as tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to be free. The rather fierce door policies said places have tends to be a bit of a problem though.

However, an opportunity has arisen, as somewhere in North America might have us:

"We will work to assume responsibility for immigration in the near future,' [...] said. 'We need to to this so we can deal with a predicted lack of people to fill jobs in the coming years. We should welcome people who want to work in [....]".

Quoth the PM, "'I am often described as someone who will make [....] for [....] only – that I don't want people who can't speak [....]– but that's not true. We need everyone who wants to work here".

Excited yet?

Just to pour cold water on the matters, the PM in question is Hans Enoksen of Greenland.


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Anonymous Anonymous said... 11:29 pm

Okay, so I'm being offered the chance to relocate from Gib/Spain to *cough* Greenland.

Sounds very tempting in an over-my-kicking-and-screaming-body way.

Do they throw in a supply of bloody thick jumpers? The only one I have has been used as a painting rag.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 9:28 am

Geoff - All right for some eh?  



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