Great jokes of the world revisited, #373 - Protesting the protests
As posted before, but these times call for such things:
An antique joke (2001 vintage) on plans for the City's revenge:
INTERNATIONAL CITY DAY OF ACTION
Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action. On this day, we ask you all to don your finest pinstripe, apply your monocles, glue Mobile phone to ear and then head off down to Brighton to disrupt as many dreadlocked soap dodging men and women with dogs on
string as possible.
Plan of action:
* To picket henna tattoo stalls.
* Throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea
* Occupy the dole office and glue the doors shut.
* Throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on string.
* Dig up the road and line it with photocopies of huge salary slips.
* Blockade the promenade with open top sports cars.
* Buy up all local supplies of scrumpy, Special Brew, snake bite and black and roll ups - then throw them all in the sea.
Police advice to all crusties at present: "Get a job you scrounging b*stards".
Found here, but the original writer is unknown.
An antique joke (2001 vintage) on plans for the City's revenge:
INTERNATIONAL CITY DAY OF ACTION
Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action. On this day, we ask you all to don your finest pinstripe, apply your monocles, glue Mobile phone to ear and then head off down to Brighton to disrupt as many dreadlocked soap dodging men and women with dogs on
string as possible.
Plan of action:
* To picket henna tattoo stalls.
* Throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea
* Occupy the dole office and glue the doors shut.
* Throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on string.
* Dig up the road and line it with photocopies of huge salary slips.
* Blockade the promenade with open top sports cars.
* Buy up all local supplies of scrumpy, Special Brew, snake bite and black and roll ups - then throw them all in the sea.
Police advice to all crusties at present: "Get a job you scrounging b*stards".
Found here, but the original writer is unknown.
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