A nomination process to shame even Brown
From, where else, the DPRK:
"General Secretary Kim Jong Il was nominated as a candidate for deputy to the 12th Supreme People's Assembly....He courteously proposed the nomination of Kim Jong Il as a candidate for deputy to the SPA at Constituency No. 333, reflecting the ardent desire of all the voters and servicepersons of the KPA. All the servicepersons present there fully supported and hailed his proposal. Kim Jong Gak, first vice-director of the General Political Bureau of the KPA, and other speakers expressed full support and approval of the reporter's proposal, adding that it is the greatest privilege of the servicepersons of the KPA and the great honor of Kim Il Sung's nation to nominate the Supreme Commander as a candidate for deputy to the SPA".
Not far off Brown's nomination, is it? And I could well imagine some of the more sycophantic lobby fodder having worded an encomium for him in the manner above.
Maybe I'll start calling Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath Constituency No. 333. The wonder that is Wikipedia discloses that 333 'is symbolically used to represent Choronzon, a demon used in the philosophy of Thelema", by the way.
"General Secretary Kim Jong Il was nominated as a candidate for deputy to the 12th Supreme People's Assembly....He courteously proposed the nomination of Kim Jong Il as a candidate for deputy to the SPA at Constituency No. 333, reflecting the ardent desire of all the voters and servicepersons of the KPA. All the servicepersons present there fully supported and hailed his proposal. Kim Jong Gak, first vice-director of the General Political Bureau of the KPA, and other speakers expressed full support and approval of the reporter's proposal, adding that it is the greatest privilege of the servicepersons of the KPA and the great honor of Kim Il Sung's nation to nominate the Supreme Commander as a candidate for deputy to the SPA".
Not far off Brown's nomination, is it? And I could well imagine some of the more sycophantic lobby fodder having worded an encomium for him in the manner above.
Maybe I'll start calling Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath Constituency No. 333. The wonder that is Wikipedia discloses that 333 'is symbolically used to represent Choronzon, a demon used in the philosophy of Thelema", by the way.
Labels: DPRK-watch, The Worst Prime Minister Since Goderich
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