And now the undead roam the land
As if we didn't have enough trouble already.
Furthermore, the government would seem to be seeking at a third way in dealing with them, as Pravda Central (UK division) says the government wants us to avoid 'Unnecessary staking' in cemeteries. Perhaps lining tombs with the Host, brandishing crucifixes and sporting lots of garlic will do the trick (Yes, I've watched far too many Hammer Horror films)
Yes, really. Here's the tale.
OK, it is really about propping up tombstones and so forth, but it was just crying out for an outbreak of facetiousness.
Furthermore, the government would seem to be seeking at a third way in dealing with them, as Pravda Central (UK division) says the government wants us to avoid 'Unnecessary staking' in cemeteries. Perhaps lining tombs with the Host, brandishing crucifixes and sporting lots of garlic will do the trick (Yes, I've watched far too many Hammer Horror films)
Yes, really. Here's the tale.
OK, it is really about propping up tombstones and so forth, but it was just crying out for an outbreak of facetiousness.
Labels: facetiousness, Odd press releases
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