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The joys of bluetooth

If you have a mobile 'phone, a universe - well, a minor asteroid - of entertainment is yours for the having, and gratis to boot. Search for bluetooth enabled devices in a public place and all sorts of oddities will leap out.
So, humble narrator is in a pub and goes for a bluetooth check while S/O is powdering her nose. And lo and indeed behold, I get 'blk kitty cat', 'ginger kitty cat' and some other form of cat which i will have to check in a second.
Previous bluetoothings have given 'killer of rabbit' in a Spanish bar, 'lonely angel' at an airport, 'sexy queen Ann' (so much for history / spelling) and rather alarmingly someone called Mito who had three different Nokia phones, apparently.

Anyway, give it a go.

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Blogger Old BE said... 7:10 am

Jack Bauer tried to connect into my laptop the other day!

When Bluetooth first came out people talked about using it for "matching" people's "interests", why did that never take off?  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:45 am

Can't have been the real Bauer.

He'd have had Chloe do it... ;)  



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