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Petition o' the Day

Or the Order of the Broon Nose, with swords, oak leaves and diamonds:

"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to keep doing his best well done". I'm not making this up.

And Linda Congdon, the petitioner, glosses thus:

"we thank the primister minister for the long hours he works and his dedication to Great Britain making us simply the best and better than all the rest.making England one of the greatest and farist countries in the world" (multiple 'sics').

Just the petitioner has signed so far.

The only Linda Congdon that a Google UK search throws out is involved with colostomy bags. I'm not saying a mumbling word...

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Blogger Justin Hinchcliffe said... 12:21 pm

Really funny, C. It'll soon be in Spy or another such column!!!  



Blogger MJW said... 10:05 am

I like this bit:

"making England one of the greatest and farist countries in the world"

Is this the same PM who is ignoring the right of England to be given equality with Scotland when it comes to it's own parliament?  



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