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Tessa Jowell concedes she is a child

"Tessa Jowell threatened to 'jump out of her pram' if the £10billion Olympics budget was cut by reducing the amount spent on non-sporting facilities, it has been revealed". Source

Yes please.

As 'mania and I were agreeing the other day, Pacino's insult of 'you (expletive deleted) child' to the Spacey character in the peerless 'Glengarry Glen Ross' is remarkably effective in context.

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Blogger Newmania said... 2:15 pm

Indeed it is C and and if we are going to apply film quotes to political situations can I suggest to the Green Lobby " You do not f--k with another man’s motor " ..from Pulp fiction.
I have probably bored you with this before but I wanted to get cartoon showing a Margaret Thatcher statue half buried in the Sand ,forgotten and derided ,as the Statue of Liberty at the end of Plant of the Apes . A broken man sees the truth of this bestially Liberal country and in animal cry of soul -torment pierces haze of sun scorched air " Damn them ...Damn them all to hell !" Love that line

Come to think of it there’s another Pulp quote you could send to the Liberal Party ," If it was gonna happen it would have happened already"...same for the "EU reformers
I must been in a skittish mood today I have already posited a Thatherite analysis of Rhubarb and Custard chez moi.( Custard the sneering urban media elite sniggers at the entrepreneurial creative Rhubarb). Similarly allegorical readings of the Clangers show the moral disintegration that will follow from the presence of un-earnt Soup Dragon sourced broth. Even their ability to articulate has long since been reduced to a series of whistles by a slow death a thousand Politically Correct cuts slicing allowable meanings and utterance. George Orwell would have called it New-Whistle.

I hope the correct messages are being subliminally planted in young receptive mends that must be inoculated from the dominant lying state lackeys art the BBC. This is my theory

“When you opponent declares “ I will not come over to your side “ I calmly say, Your child belongs to us already…What are you ? You will pass on . You descendants however , now stand in the new camp .In a short time they will know nothing but this new community .”

You see ,and agree as well I trust ,that the advent of early stage interventionist child targeted mind cleansing cannot be delayed . I got the idea from a top 20th Century propagandist who quote above .
Once again I take the Godwin`s law prize ,so I daresay you will guess the identity of this last remant of the History Syllabus  

Blogger Croydonian said... 2:29 pm

While I mull further on the semiotics of childrens' TV etc, I will offer up this John Milius-penned line from 'Extreme Prejudice': "[the] only thing worse than a politician is a child molester".  

Blogger The Hitch said... 9:35 pm

If it cost the greeks £9 billion to stage the olympics in 2004 why on earth are we assuming we can do it for the same amount in 2012?
wet Finger in the air .......
£30 billion for london  

Blogger CityUnslicker said... 10:51 pm

As a 'professional' sales person myself I can't agree more with your sentiments re Glengarry Glen Ross.

Re Tessa Jowell being a child. This is an insult to children the world over. She surely is developed beyond not beyond infantile status.  

Blogger Jeremy Jacobs said... 11:07 pm

Have you seen my interview with Tessa Jowell?

Go to Google Video and type Jeremy Jacobs - check out the "Speaker" showreel.

(Nothing like self-promo is there)


Blogger Croydonian said... 12:09 am

JJ - Absolutely. It will be a cold day in hell when we can't blow our own trumpets a little.

Jowell may well be an individual of staggering ghastliness, but even I will concede that she doesn't really deserve a monstering when she is in the process of trying to raise money for a good cause.  

Blogger Croydonian said... 12:15 am

CU - 'Put...That...Coffee...DOWN'.

Way back lost etc I shared a house with a salesman (inter alia) and he would try closing techniques on me constantly - 'I expect you'll be doing the washing up soon' etc etc...  

Anonymous verity said... 12:18 am

Tessa Jowell is fat. Her thighs could feed a family of four through a famine. I mean, this woman is a porker. Meaning, no discipline.

She pretended to dump her husband when Tony told her to, although, uh, she, uh, actually couldn't as her signatures were all over his bits of legal paper. And now, when Tone 'n' the Crone judged the heat was off, he was allowed to sneak back in to the familial home.

Anyone who thinks the damage caused by this individual to Britain through relaxation of the licensing laws and the new 'super casinos' is accidental, or 'a mistake' doesn't know their NuLabour from their arsehole.

The destruction of the woof and warp, woven through hundreds of years of our history, is intentional.

Tessa Jowell, who wore a joke sari to the joke opening of the joke Millennium Dome, is the least of Britain's problems because she is vain and stupid - a winning combination for people who manipulate other people. It's the clever, vindictive ones you have to watch out for.

Fatct: There aren't any clever ones in the British cabinet. NuLabour's manipulators come from outside. They are the ones who put the puppets in - including the puppet-in-chief who always wanted to be an actor or a rock star.

Britain has not been run by a prime minister and a cabinet for 10 years.  

Anonymous electro-kevin said... 2:29 am

Sorry I don't comment on here, Croydonian. I do browse and need to build up some confidence because it is all rather clever stuff. (Unlike Newmania - har har !)  

Blogger Newmania said... 3:23 am

The relative cleverness of Croydoniasn is becoming a commonplace. I find myself outside mainstream opnion on this one  

Blogger Croydonian said... 8:21 am

E-K - Nice to see you here. I don't bite, and neither do my regulars, so dive in.  

Anonymous hg said... 11:21 am

Perhaps it's Tessa's inner child that's going to jump?  

Anonymous swift said... 12:29 pm

Does Tessa keep her pram in the nursery next to Gordon's rocking horse?  

Anonymous verity said... 5:25 pm

roydonian said... 8:21 AM

E-K - Nice to see you here. I don't bite, and neither do my regulars, so dive in.

Are you implying that The Hitch, Newmania and I aren't regulars?  

Blogger Croydonian said... 5:30 pm

Verity - No, not at all - more that you, Hitch, 'mania and the other good folk posting here only bite when faced with stupidity / leftism. But I repeat myself.....  

Anonymous verity said... 1:28 am

Oh, ... OK.  

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