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Ingrate of the year

Is an Irish farmer, John Shirley. The Irish Times having had much fun talking of the country's most prolific father - with circa 250,000 offspring - then revealed it as a Holstein bull.

So far, so droll. And here is the outcome: "[the bull was] showing the signs of age and has not been collected for some months. With regret NCBC had him put down". Isn't that nice?

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Blogger Newmania said... 7:36 pm

A tale of a cock and a bull and one of the finest I ever heard...  



Anonymous Anonymous said... 8:07 pm

LOL, mania

(Indeed, ROTFLMAO)

As the Irish say, Father Ted is just a mildly ironic documentary on everyday life.

Chris the Sheep got off lightly...  



Blogger Newmania said... 10:27 pm

I was chuffed ND but no idea what ROT etc. is .

I have had a post entitled Waiting for Guido up for a day and little evidence that anyones gets it which is a sobering thought  



Blogger CityUnslicker said... 10:29 pm

One fine set of rocky mountain oysters...

yes I have..

and no they are not.  



Blogger The Hitch said... 11:35 pm

Fucking hell where can I get a job like that?
You stand about all day putting on muscle mass without lifting a single weight or force feeding yourself steroids and get wanked off all the time whilst makeing milions.
Not a bad life.  



Blogger Croydonian said... 9:22 am

ROTFLMAO - rolling on the floor laughing my arse off.

Peter, perhaps, although said bull would be placed in front of a heifer to get him in the mood, so to speak, before there then being manual intervention. Transferring that process to humans, I imagine you would be less than chuffed were it you in that position.

Puts me in mind of a rather spiteful ditty along the lines of 'a woman's a woman till the day that she dies, but a man's a man only as long as he can'.  



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