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This blog is a mere 29% evil

Digging around in an ancient bookmarks file, I re-discovered the gematriculator:

"Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel".

This place comes up as 29% evil, and 71% good.

In the interests of research, I have uncovered the following:

Labour Party - 67% evil (Is that all?)
Conservative Party - 13% evil (Hmm..)

And, erm,

Lib Dems - 5% evil

So, clearly not an entirely perfect measure.
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Anonymous newmania said... 1:00 pm

OK now it works but it was down before , so I would say the level of evil is growing. It is still nothing like the pure evil of the tube system or the rancid evil of British Gas.

If it goes on like this your blog will have to be played by a “has -been” British Thesp. We seem to be the perennial baddies.” When you least expect it I shall go down …aha .. it amuses me so ..have the young American shot ..painfully aha aha what what”

CS Lewis felt at the time of the second world war that evil had bubbled to the surface and was showing its true manifest face in the world . The new devil is a slyer smoother fellow , urbane and eager to please . Well I meant Blair but lumme that sounds like Cameron doesn’t it

I `m not saying nuffin but if I were you I wouldn’t go saying EMONRAC three times or anything …..


( I didn`t write that oh Jesus …………….. )  

Blogger Croydonian said... 2:27 pm

He's Irish and he's not a has been, but I think Peter O'Toole could play my blog quite well.  

Blogger istanbultory said... 3:09 pm

The Devil's Kitchen is a place of manifest virtue and foul mouthed erudition. I wonder how it would score. As for Cranmer's hotbed of sin and obscenity....  

Anonymous Anonymous said... 5:18 pm

It works!

http://www.adolfhitler.ws/lib/speeches/text/speeches.htm is
99% evil, 1% good

http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com is
35% evil, 65% good  

Blogger istanbultory said... 5:50 pm

Istanbul Tory- 29% evil, 71% good
Pretty much on the mark.  

Blogger Cranmer said... 6:46 pm

His Grace is 36% evil - an impressive portion indeed, with which the Pope would doubtless agree.  

Blogger istanbultory said... 4:54 am

His Grace may be the victim of a Papist plot of some type.  

Blogger Croydonian said... 9:23 am

One never knows... I had actually checked His Grace and DK, but the post must have got lost somehwere.  

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