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Silly Week, or if you prefer, #sillyweek, pt 1

The all together splendid Man in a Shed has decided that we bloggers are entitled to at least as much silliness as the public prints, broadcasters and so forth, what with the Parliamentary recess, and thus participants will be kicking of an inaugural silly week. I am in wholehearted agreement, and therefore I am going to be matching cabinet and shadow cabinet members in sundry forms of combat, and second guessing the outcome.

Rather than doing the whole damned lot of them in one fell swoop, I will be doing them one at a time.

So, starting at the top, Brown vs Cameron.

I would think that a no-holds barred cage death match between the two would be appropriate. Cameron has the following advantages - comparative youth and a distinct level of physical fitness. One might add that membership of the Bullingdon Club could be viewed as training of sorts. Brown is aided by bitterness, wrath and a sense of having nothing to lose, but is handicapped by his corpulence and poor depth perception. I'm calling this one as a technical K.O by Cameron in three rounds.

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Anonymous Dan said... 11:07 am

They have rounds and technical knockouts in caged deathmatches these days.


It's health and safety gone mad I tells ya'  



Blogger Croydonian said... 11:09 am

Perhaps I am not as well up on my rules of engagement as I should be...  



Blogger Blue Eyes said... 1:42 pm

I vaguely recall rumours that Brown once gave Blair a good thump. Don't write him down so easily...  



Blogger Croydonian said... 1:51 pm

Perchance, but I can't imagine that Mr Tony was ever exactly 'tasty'.  



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