Scope for mischief making
The uncrowned king of IT related political blogging Dizzy has noted that the government might be about to find itself in an almighty mess. It has created an online database of statutes etc, but it uses a very unsecure platform, and thus is wide, wide open to being hacked.
Recalling the recent and hilarious Miliband 'owl magnet' shenanigans of the other month, it occurred to me that hackers with an agenda, or even a certain puckishness could have a lot of fun adding in some laws and deleting others. I don't suppose anyone reading this would have a clue how to hack the site, and as I would not wish to encourage criminality, perhaps readers would like to nominate what they would put in, and what they would take it. Facetious or serious approaches are equally welcome....
Recalling the recent and hilarious Miliband 'owl magnet' shenanigans of the other month, it occurred to me that hackers with an agenda, or even a certain puckishness could have a lot of fun adding in some laws and deleting others. I don't suppose anyone reading this would have a clue how to hack the site, and as I would not wish to encourage criminality, perhaps readers would like to nominate what they would put in, and what they would take it. Facetious or serious approaches are equally welcome....
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Anyone who does try to hack it is a fool.
I woul;d immediately liberate hard pressed tax payers like myself from any obligation to pay the BBC.In fact I'd make those left wing fuckers pay me to sit through their politically biased talent shows
I'm worried about the outcome of these hacks. You can imagine Reid getting his crew on the case and coming out with a bunch of laws he prefers.
All he would need if for Goldsmith to deem an investigation is not in the public interest and we'll all be registering ourselves with the local nick every day. One can see C's night time adventures drawing to a close in the foreseeable.
Meanwhile, I'm off out shortly, and hope to see some of you in the pub later
Mr dizzy
could you please make it compulsory (in law) for all Govt ministers to say the word "homumculus" at the end of every statement they make to parliament ?
Gaaaaah ... JHL is still posting away on Iain's. Sucking up. Wanting to get his big break on 18 Doughty Street.
Noticed that V but I am bored with him now and wish to deny him the Oxegyn....yup thats it just the Oxegyn.Couldn`t watch your heavy metal anti rag head thing .It keeps stopping . Is there a happy ending ? I hope so.
The national data base will be cobbled together from all the old shit they have lying around which I think sex god Blunkett described as impossible .
I bet thats going to be really really popular efficent and useful.
Dizzy I would like a system of discrimination against short peopl . We can call it apart-height.Oh and could you get me some money ,( Its for my sisters eye operation)
JHL SAID
. His mistake was to play amateur mind games with a grand master. I will deal with him in my own way later. I find him entertaining in the same way that a small boy might enjoy pulling an insect to pieces. I am a hard hitter. By the time this dawns upon him it will be too late for him to recover. But, that is his problem.
Jhl has the problem that he doent know who Mr "Hitchens" really is is
A person who cant spell doesn't
)+:
everybody please tell dale how offended you are to have to share space with an axe merderer
murderer
Merderer - I thought it was deliberate.
No point in telling Dale this, because he would quite rightly say that we are under no obligation to post on his site.
It's his property.
True Verity
Anyway ,I much prefer Guido and C.
Far more amusing, although Dale does seem like a decent sort of cove.
Dale is a pacific person who wants to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. With such honesty of emotion, I do not know how he has managed to come so far in politics. He's a gentle soul. He will probably have the axe murderer on just so as not to hurt his feelings by cancelling on learning his real identity.
I havent met Dale
like you (I think )I just cannot understand why anybody would give that........lunatic the time of day.
He isnt a bad boy turned good , he is a homicidal maniac with the most screamingly obvious case of delusions of granduer (a psychopath)
One day that piece of filth will kill another woman.
He certainly has delusions of grandeur and intellectual superiority, and he seems to be curiously devoid of any remorse or sympathy with his victim.
I wonder how old he is. The urge to break the law seems to lessen, in males, with age. However, this fellow seems to be driven by something else.
At least Croydonian isn't going to allow him on this site.
He is 56
And his delusions of intellectual superiority are just that,
Delusions.
He ticks every box )+:
Verity
I am going to have to find out who you really are (+:
You give me so many laughs during the day(and evening)
Well, 56-year old men do commit murder, I suppose, especially people with an overweening sense of entitlement.
I don't want to talk about him any more. If you're joining Croydonian et Cie for drinks, cheers to all!
As Dizzy pointed out, they opted for the IIS 5.0. Now who ordered that and on whose advice?
James Higham - You're talking to thin air. They're all round the pub.
Indeed V they are. Unfortunately work calls & I have had to leave but your name was mentione din very high regard I can report. As for PHitch, he was mentioned :-)
Well, Mr R, thanks for the briefing from the boozer!
Always a pleasure V.
Fuck off Mr R
anyway
your curry was shit! (+:
Careful, my man Mr R is a bit tasty.
Minor point on JHL, you might appreciate my amended profile.
Home .....
An LBS person who just retired, Patrick Barwise, has invented a “Spoof Name Generator”. It goes like this:
1 Your father’s middle name (or his only given name) + the name of the street where you grew up. This is your stage name:
mine is Henry Holme Close, very stagey.
2 The first adjective that comes into your head when you think of a good holiday + the name of a US president. This is your blues singer name, eg Happy Washington.
mine is Follonica Reagan - willows weep for me.
3 The last thing you bought at the chemist + the first model of car you owned/drove. This is your Star Wars character, eg Imodium Minor.
mine is Iodine Lancia - obviously a goody.
4 The name of the first pet you owned or knew + your mother’s maiden name. This is your porn star name.
mine is Snowy McDonald! very appropriate for the time of year as well.
I thought it might give you all a Christmas laugh.
All those anony- mouses on other blogs might use it to find a character.
Henry Elm ...nice
Sunny Johnson ..not bad
Gel Mini ....mmm a bit camp
Pussy Fellows
John Rectory, Bracing Jefferson, Euthymol Fiesta, Hamish Walker.
It'sonly fair to comment on your generated names. Well, perhaps Newmania's pornstar name speaks volumes all on its own: Hamish Walker seems awfully strict.
Hamish was a sandy coloured hamster, although if we focus on beasts a little further up the food chain, I would be Puss Walker.
That makes me Frederick Broomfield
James Acre. Hmmm. Not bad for the stage.
Travelling (or it would have to be Travellin') Lincoln.
This one works: Ferro Mercury.
When I was small, my dog's name was Peter, so this category doesn't work at all. (God rest his little soul.)
Croydonian, you said you had an update on JHL put didn't include a link.
V - check the 'author' section at the top of the page.....
I offered to enter into a dialogue with JHL on his webiste, I called him Hirst
his response was "If you address me properly"
So I responded with
OK
"you Murdering cunt"
He didn't clear that despite his disapproval of censorship on the Dale site.
I now have to go to Clifton Gardens to purchase Ma hitchens Christmas present , some obscure tangerine scented perfume .
Fair to say that 'they don't like it up 'em'.
What 'Author' section? I've never seen an Author section. The top of which page? Why is it so difficult?
Anyway, JKL is still on over at Dale's, and today he is trying to be humourous and one of the gang. He is so repulsive he makes the skin crawl.
I added this: "John Hirst is banned for life, and life means life".
Should show up on the full profile section.
Well done Will (+:
Btw where will you be spending Christmas ?
Old ma Croydonian?
Do I recall you saying that there is an ex mrs C and a little girl?
I'm seeing some friends in London, but with a bit of luck I will see the two junior Croydonians (both boys) at some point after Christmas.
So the ex Mrs C is a bit of a pain? )+:
I have a friend in a similar position , painful as it is one day they will know whose fault it is.
PS
Dont dress up as superman and chain yourself to the railings at Buckingham palace (+:
I'm going to take the Fifth.....
Actually, I'd go back to France in a NY minute, but it is so bloody expensive. I honestly don't know how they live. A supermarket lipstick - in other words, not Chanel or anyone - is £10! It is insane. Strawberries grown just down the road cost the same as strawberries flown in across oceans and continents. I seem to remember paying 2 euros for an avocado. But I do, by and large, like the French. I like their formality and their little airs and graces.
Croydonian, I went to the Author section and didn't see anything about JHL and then, just as I was looking for something the whole Author section disappeared from the screen before my very eyes. It is now all white space.
Oh dear. I think this is a recurrence of the curse of dodgy HTML. I will seek guidance from Dizzy.
C there isnt a single ex Mrs Hitchens who isnt a fucking nightmare
Sometimes I wish I was gay
(not very often and I have never really been tempted to join the club)but it would be nice to settle down with somebody who doesnt give a fuck about trivia and who could understand that their family are all twats and shit happens.
PH - I can only agree. And you said the curry wasn't shit!
curry was excelent mr r
even better with some hitchens tampering (+:
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