Separated at birth?
We have Salvatore in 'The Name of the Rose':

And Elliot Morley, the MP for Scunthorpe:

Looks like there could be some DNA in common. And what's more, let us compare some of their stock phrases:
Salvatore: 'Penitenziagite'. 'Stupido, stupido, me not know nothing'.
Morley: “I have reported this to the finance department and Chief Whip. I have made a mistake, I apologise for that and I take full responsibility'.
Nick has linked this clip in the comments, but I think it deserves to be added to the post for the benefit of all those who like their justice to be seen to be done, so to speak:

And Elliot Morley, the MP for Scunthorpe:

Looks like there could be some DNA in common. And what's more, let us compare some of their stock phrases:
Salvatore: 'Penitenziagite'. 'Stupido, stupido, me not know nothing'.
Morley: “I have reported this to the finance department and Chief Whip. I have made a mistake, I apologise for that and I take full responsibility'.
Nick has linked this clip in the comments, but I think it deserves to be added to the post for the benefit of all those who like their justice to be seen to be done, so to speak:
Labels: Sleaze
Reminded of a piece of childish doggerel which was thought funny by my mates and I when much, much younger: "If Typhoo put the "T" in Britain, who put the cnut in Scunthorpe?"
Now we know.
Indeed we do...
and we know what happened to him ...
ooo-errrr
Nick - Indeed. Good film, better book.
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